Anal Relations

1.)buttsex
2.) A sexual relationship with another man

Guy 1: Hey, you want to go have some anal relations?
Guy 2: Actually, I'm already in an anal relation with Jim. Sorry.

by Disciple of Salsa August 17, 2008

Anal Grease

When one doesn't wipe well mixed with the friction of the butt cheecks makes a gooey type substance that lifts itself out of the pants and terrorizes your nostrils. Also the grease from the bunghole clogs the pores on the buttoks and causes a severe case of falicalitus.

Sinjin: Karch close your legs we dont want to let your anal grease leak out!!!

Karch: Shut up i dont have anal grease

Sinjin: well you need to wipe better then
or wear some pants that doesnt make your ass sweat

by slimdeezy January 15, 2009

Anal five

The act of slapping a person's ass. Aiming for the crack is what makes it an anal five causing both cheeks to be slapped.

She thought he was just going for one cheek but he got both with his anal five

by THECURRYMAN April 26, 2009

Dry Anal

Form of human sexual behavior which encompasses many sexual acts involving the anus, anal cavity, sphincter valve and/or rectum without lube; Preferably payback to a female who is rude or a bitch as a punishment.

A guy at work who has a conflict with a female that works with him. She talks back and as punishment for talking back to the guy she deserves dry anal.

by Peter Monjaraz February 16, 2008

Anal Fisting

The ultimate digital rectual exam.

When she is anal fisting me I'm in heaven.

by tulsa_cocksucker October 14, 2011

anal aerobics

The act of rapidly clenching your butt cheeks until they begin to puff the ass of your pants out (commonly done with a friend).

Sara and I had an intense session of anal aerobics last night.

My ass hole is getting saggy, i totes magotes need to do some anal arobics

by gayferMcqueer January 2, 2014

Anal clown

someone who takes in an array of dildos in any orifice possible, specifically the asshole.

You are such an anal clown.

by J-is-a-anal clown September 13, 2009