anal poisoning

A fictitious ailment from sycophancy; popularized and probably coined by Rush Limbaugh.

"The slobbering... this guy... Folks I'm telling you, he, if he keeps this up throughout the G20, Gordon Brown will come down with anal poisoning and may die from it."

by Dorical May 16, 2009

anal glands

little balls in a dogs ass that you need to pop. When you pop then shit goes shooting out

can you pop my dogs anal glands.

by goolis heniner February 9, 2012

Anal five

The act of slapping a person's ass. Aiming for the crack is what makes it an anal five causing both cheeks to be slapped.

She thought he was just going for one cheek but he got both with his anal five

by THECURRYMAN April 26, 2009

Dry Anal

Form of human sexual behavior which encompasses many sexual acts involving the anus, anal cavity, sphincter valve and/or rectum without lube; Preferably payback to a female who is rude or a bitch as a punishment.

A guy at work who has a conflict with a female that works with him. She talks back and as punishment for talking back to the guy she deserves dry anal.

by Peter Monjaraz February 16, 2008

Anal Fisting

The ultimate digital rectual exam.

When she is anal fisting me I'm in heaven.

by tulsa_cocksucker October 14, 2011

anal fluffing

What the fuck do you think it is. Not tossing the salad

Herb got her warmed up with a little anal fluffing.

by daddylongleg12inch August 22, 2011

The Anal Iconoclast

A gasoline-powered dildo with 7mm studs, which I designed while in art school. Features a chainsaw-style grip, 6-speed transmission and a twin-turbocharged V8. Hybrid model is in the works.

The Anal Iconoclast is rated at 600 horsepower and 91-octane fuel is recommended.

by PaulAllensCard February 5, 2015