"I like men."
"You're such an alpha male. There's nothing more manly than liking other men." *enters a passionate 10 hour long threesome*
"You're such an alpha male. There's nothing more manly than liking other men." *enters a passionate 10 hour long threesome*
by Afro-Chan January 17, 2024
Get the Alpha Malemug. one of those gen alpha people who's like 13-14 (as off 2025) and is just surrounded by brainrotted kids and somehow they're immune to any brainrot. Almost extinct and will probably die out eventually.
Guy: Yo do u think im one of those Non-Brainrotted Gen Alpha guys
Guy 2: Ohio skibidi toilet rizz gyatt capybara sigma NPC bro thinks he’s in a movie unspoken rizz bing chilling nah he tweaking L + ratio goofy ahh bro got that dog in him 💀💀 corecore edit playing slowed reverbed Juice WRLD while staring at the ceiling Minecraft parkour in the background bro’s whole life is a POV TikTok filter
Guy: man shut the fu-
Guy 2: Ohio skibidi toilet rizz gyatt capybara sigma NPC bro thinks he’s in a movie unspoken rizz bing chilling nah he tweaking L + ratio goofy ahh bro got that dog in him 💀💀 corecore edit playing slowed reverbed Juice WRLD while staring at the ceiling Minecraft parkour in the background bro’s whole life is a POV TikTok filter
Guy: man shut the fu-
by TheLucasus12 March 10, 2025
Get the Non-Brainrotted Gen Alphamug. The death of us all
Person 1: Chat I'm such a sigma chad w rizz skibidi person 💯
Person 2: I have no hopes for your generation..
Person 1: Bru shut up gen alpha is a w generation
Person 2: Your generation doesn't even know how to read let alone know the alphabet, what are you on about?
Person 1: You have no gyatt, you got L rizz, you're not an alpha, you got no jawline, and you built like caseoh. Now let me mew properly.
Person 2: I'm taking away that fucking iPad away from you
Person 2: I have no hopes for your generation..
Person 1: Bru shut up gen alpha is a w generation
Person 2: Your generation doesn't even know how to read let alone know the alphabet, what are you on about?
Person 1: You have no gyatt, you got L rizz, you're not an alpha, you got no jawline, and you built like caseoh. Now let me mew properly.
Person 2: I'm taking away that fucking iPad away from you
by 1MC00L3RTH4NY0U April 28, 2024
Get the Gen Alphamug. level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board is a way to start a sentence. You only use this on special occasions. or when your rizzing up someone.
O My GOD YOU HAVE level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board. You are next leval
by ⍾ March 26, 2024
Get the level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boardmug. Someone who works HARD, gets BUFF, and isn’t afraid of asking for a scratch behind the ear! And people don’t get you unless they are alphas too.
Alpha wolf jokes are NOT funny, they are emotional, and if you aren’t part of the pack, then YOU CANT MAKE FUN OF US
🐺🐺🐺🐺✨🌟🌌🌃🌕
Alpha wolf jokes are NOT funny, they are emotional, and if you aren’t part of the pack, then YOU CANT MAKE FUN OF US
🐺🐺🐺🐺✨🌟🌌🌃🌕
Alpha wolf sings into the night, “YOU SINK INTO MY CLOTHES… THIS INVASION MAKES ME FEEL WORTHLESS HOPELESS SICK, IM SO SICK!!!
by YessQUEEEEN November 16, 2022
Get the Alpha Wolfmug. Fouding fathers Ben, Garrett, Rob... founded off a couple of guys who didnt like their own frats, and loved to drink. They just wanted to have fun, so they started a baseball leauge just to drink, and get fucked up. If you want to be a part of BAD you have to drink. They are always willing accept new members as long as you drink alot. Power hours are a must if you want to join.
by BAD Baseball May 4, 2010
Get the Beta Alpha Delta (ashland)mug. To slap another in the face with ones dick. The hand may be used for extra leverage at the base. Humiliation is always the goal.
by Bag-le-douche December 10, 2007
Get the alpha slapmug.