A pirate who was shipwrecked approximately 754 years ago off the coast of Alaska. Since then he wandered across the ocean on the back of his pet dog; Leinad, and arrived off the coast of Scotland. After being brought to trial during the witch-craze, he was sentenced to 1000 years in Cambridge, where he now presides today.
Has a tendency to be seen smoking a pipe, with the occasional risky substances and wearing counter-culture/hipster garments.
Has a tendency to be seen smoking a pipe, with the occasional risky substances and wearing counter-culture/hipster garments.
Look there Daniel Parkes! I wonder if he can do me s special today?
I went to to Cambridge University the other day, unfortunately the Daniel Parkes brigade have made the fellows walk the plank!
I was on the street the other night, and daniel parkes winked me; so I simply ran!
I went to to Cambridge University the other day, unfortunately the Daniel Parkes brigade have made the fellows walk the plank!
I was on the street the other night, and daniel parkes winked me; so I simply ran!
by The Russler650 March 01, 2012
At 18 year old boy with long hair, who usually has his hood up to cover his baldness at the back of his head. He is attracted to girls with the name starting with I. Most Daniel Fords like to live in Caravans which people mistake for him being a gypsy. He is a nice lad, with a sweet heart and sweaty toe nails. He likes being in bands playing the trumpet with his mouth.
Most Daniel Ford's like to go swimming with their amazingly attractive college friends; Daniel Ford can sometimes get jealous of how good looking his friends are.
This is right, issssss ittttt? Am I rite?
Cya
Most Daniel Ford's like to go swimming with their amazingly attractive college friends; Daniel Ford can sometimes get jealous of how good looking his friends are.
This is right, issssss ittttt? Am I rite?
Cya
Daniel Ford likes going to bed
Daniel Ford is in a band
Lets all be like Daniel Ford
Daniel Ford says is it?
Daniel Ford says Am I rite?
Daniel Ford Cya
Daniel Ford is in a band
Lets all be like Daniel Ford
Daniel Ford says is it?
Daniel Ford says Am I rite?
Daniel Ford Cya
by Joshua Waldron February 03, 2014
you basically mess something up, you are a dumbass, you did something awfully stupid.
the origin of this term came from an owner of a discord server who always messed up the simplest tasks.
the origin of this term came from an owner of a discord server who always messed up the simplest tasks.
by sakiraa April 04, 2022
by Lio messi legend March 24, 2021
The biggest buttmunch you'll ever meet, but in a good way. Gets along with dogs since he has so much hair on his face. But his chinstraps make him look WAY older and better than some clean baby face.
One of the biggest sweethearts you'll ever meet and you should meet this dude. He's really worth the wait, and amazing I must say. A cuddle monster and likes to eat ALOT. Extremely shy but its adorable to see him blush and smile. Any girl would be lucky to have him, but hes already taken (:
One of the biggest sweethearts you'll ever meet and you should meet this dude. He's really worth the wait, and amazing I must say. A cuddle monster and likes to eat ALOT. Extremely shy but its adorable to see him blush and smile. Any girl would be lucky to have him, but hes already taken (:
by Mygrandmaeatsyourbabys September 25, 2011
A fat man to all limits . Dreams of running in the sky full of sausages . He has high hopes that he will not accomplish Because of his fatness . Stupid . Annoying . He is special Ed . I would watch out for him . He will sneak in your class picture . If you tell him to cannit he will beat you up with his cheese fingers .
by Magicmike1642 August 25, 2016
Yes, this is a Jack Daniel writing this. Hello. So, uhm, a Jack Daniel is someone who prefers to be called Daniel rather than Jack, and yeah, he can seem a bit timid at first, but once you get to know the lad, he's actually quite funny and sociable once he finally expresses himself. Jack is a great guy. Like a great guy, yeah, he makes mistakes at times. But he's Jack Daniel after all. Or should I say Daniel Jack???????
He doesn't want to be mistaken as:
Jak Daniel
Jak Danyul
JackD
Jack Danyul
DJ
Danyul Jak
Danyul Jack
Daniel Jak
Or anything weird like that....
JD is absolutely fine. Or call him Jak. IDCC.
He doesn't want to be mistaken as:
Jak Daniel
Jak Danyul
JackD
Jack Danyul
DJ
Danyul Jak
Danyul Jack
Daniel Jak
Or anything weird like that....
JD is absolutely fine. Or call him Jak. IDCC.
Jack Daniel for the win-win.
by Brotaztics_ February 06, 2020