A bitch who fucks around with way too many guys and crashed her '09 Malibu which she named to resemble Kim K. Also someone who fucks around with the 'good guys' who end up fucking her over every time no matter the person.
Did you hear about Lauren Pfleghaar last week? she just got fucked over by ANOTHER fuck boy. She deserved it.
by Alec Prokopenko May 30, 2018
Get the Lauren Pfleghaarmug. Lauren is a beautiful girl. Her only two flaws are her leprechaun hair and alcohol addiction. Once the alcohol hits, the boys showing up at 2am hit harder. But don’t worry she’ll tell you the next day that she won’t ever drink again. Those are lies. She’s like sexy Patrick with fish nets and forgets what she says she won’t do ever again every five seconds. However, she is very animal friendly. She likes to enjoy presence with sloths as those suit her hobbies and traits most, nothing. Anyways, she is an amazing softball player and so learned how to catch absolute shit. Some of her top catches are horny knock off frat boys. If you have a lauren in your life, never lose her, she might end up in the lost and found and steal water bottles.
“Hey this girl said she wasn’t going to fall for me for the 6283th time but she did.” “Well duhh she’s a lauren”
by Dontdropthesoup69 January 19, 2022
Get the Laurenmug. 3x better than any lauren ever if it had gardner after it. Funny and cute girl that get all the boys attention especially if their name starts with a J
by REALUSER101 June 1, 2018
Get the lauren gardnermug. by Josh C 263 March 23, 2021
Get the Laurenmug. by landkkiwi November 5, 2023
Get the boring laurenmug. Guy: Hey,did you see that body hanging from that tree?
Charles Edward Hammer III: Yeah that's Lauren Conklin i'm so happy LMAO
Charles Edward Hammer III: Yeah that's Lauren Conklin i'm so happy LMAO
by laurensaiddieisthename May 7, 2018
Get the lauren conklinmug. One of the badest females out there, she's beautiful and very talented and hangs out with upper classmen. They accept her because Shes just that amazing. She's gorgeous and a very nice individual. She may or may have not written all of these definitions. She's a great friend who loves to laugh.
Person 1) Look there's Lauren hanging out with the cool kids.
Person 2) yea dude, that girl put in work she deserves to be friends with upperclassmen because she's amazing.
Person 2) yea dude, that girl put in work she deserves to be friends with upperclassmen because she's amazing.
by Krayons 213 May 11, 2023
Get the Laurenmug.