by christian j grant October 29, 2008

by Robduq23 June 22, 2017

1. A song by Green Day which is influenced by Billie Joe Armstrong growing up without his father. His father died on 10 September 1982, and Billie Joe locked himself in the cupboard when he heard the news and said to his mum "Wake Me Up When September Ends". That is the origin of the title.
2. The only song that has ever made me cry.
2. The only song that has ever made me cry.
1.Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends
Like my fathers come to pass
Seven years has gone so fast
Wake me up when September ends
Here comes the rain again
Falling from the stars
Drenched in my pain again
Becoming who we are
As my memory rests
But never forgets what I lost
Wake me up when September ends
Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends
Ring out the bells again
Like we did when spring began
Wake me up when September ends
Here comes the rain again
Falling from the stars
Drenched in my pain again
Becoming who we are
As my memory rests
But never forgets what I lost
Wake me up when September ends
Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends
Like my father's come to pass
Twenty years has gone so fast
Wake me up when September ends
Wake me up when September ends
Wake me up when September ends
2. I cried listening to this song 2 weeks ago.
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends
Like my fathers come to pass
Seven years has gone so fast
Wake me up when September ends
Here comes the rain again
Falling from the stars
Drenched in my pain again
Becoming who we are
As my memory rests
But never forgets what I lost
Wake me up when September ends
Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends
Ring out the bells again
Like we did when spring began
Wake me up when September ends
Here comes the rain again
Falling from the stars
Drenched in my pain again
Becoming who we are
As my memory rests
But never forgets what I lost
Wake me up when September ends
Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends
Like my father's come to pass
Twenty years has gone so fast
Wake me up when September ends
Wake me up when September ends
Wake me up when September ends
2. I cried listening to this song 2 weeks ago.
by UltimateDoge April 7, 2022

Catchphrase used when you can't make ends meet, and/or when you're a typical worker who has to wait two full weeks for your paycheck to arrive.
I just got finished paying my friend back for the radio. Now I see two "windows" in my letterbox. Damn, why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
by pentozali July 13, 2007

A song by Green Day about not wanting the summer to end and having to deal with going back to our normal lives, time going by too fast, etc. Things that are on your mind before school starts. Basically the only good song on Green Day's new CD because everyone can relate to it and you can actually understand what Billie Joe is saying which is hard to do on most Green Day songs.
Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends
Like my fathers come to pass
Seven years has gone so fast
Wake me up when September ends
Here comes the rain again
Falling from the stars
Drenched in my pain again
Becoming who we are
As my memory rests
But never forgets what I lost
Wake me up when September ends
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends
Like my fathers come to pass
Seven years has gone so fast
Wake me up when September ends
Here comes the rain again
Falling from the stars
Drenched in my pain again
Becoming who we are
As my memory rests
But never forgets what I lost
Wake me up when September ends
by blondehottie September 6, 2005

Another way to add sex to innocent things without saying "that's what she said."
in (word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her, "Her" is the same person as "She" in that's what she said. It's a hypothetical girl that you have sex with.
When someone says a word ending in "er" you turn it into a sex joke.
So if a friend says, "Dude, I broke your windsheild wiper."
You say, "Wipe her? I hardly know her!"
in (word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her, "Her" is the same person as "She" in that's what she said. It's a hypothetical girl that you have sex with.
When someone says a word ending in "er" you turn it into a sex joke.
So if a friend says, "Dude, I broke your windsheild wiper."
You say, "Wipe her? I hardly know her!"
Friend: You're such a messy eater
You: Eat her? I hardly know her!
Friend: Shut up, you fucker.
You: Fuck her? I hardly know her!
that's how to use: (word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her
You: Eat her? I hardly know her!
Friend: Shut up, you fucker.
You: Fuck her? I hardly know her!
that's how to use: (word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her
by The monkey's Uncle. June 21, 2008

the end of the world's funniest joke as said my Sean Connery (played by Darrel Hammond) in a Saturday Night Live Celbrity Jeoprady Sketch (Alex Trabeck Played by Will Ferrel)
Sean:Whats the Difference and a Mallord with a cold?
Alex: what
Sean: One's a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore.
Alex: what
Sean: One's a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore.
by tessa{!!!!!} January 4, 2009
