Pulling-an-Evan

The act of starting a Videogame and quitting partway through.

Joe: Hey has Jake finished the the new Final Fantasy game yet?

Jim: No, that bastard's Pulling-an-Evan.

by Yintono November 11, 2020

Cutest person ever

Austin H

Girl:babe ur the cutest person ever

Boy:how?
Girl:bc ur austin

by anonymous November 22, 2020

The Root of all Evil

25.806975801...

"Hey ma, do you know what the root of all evil is?" "Yeah, its 25.806975801..."

by CasuallyDefines December 2, 2020

Greatest person ever

skylars boyfriend matthew

person1: whos the Greatest person ever? skylar and everyone else: matthew

by cumsock420697659756 December 4, 2020

The most cutest person everrrr

Owen.Edward.Harbottle.

Owen, he is the most cutest person everrrr!😍

by Me. His girlfriend. December 6, 2020

Niamh the best gf ever

The sexiest person alive. Biggest bunda to exist. Curviest person ever and will always make u happy. I love Niamh’s so much no matter how many times they doubt it. She has the whole package and will always be there for you when you need it. I want to spend the rest of my life with Niamh because I love her with all my heart

Boy :My gf is called Niamh
Other boy: damn she must be curvy af you are very lucky to have Niamh the best gf ever in your life

by Lucas 172551 December 10, 2020

my loml evan

someone who is very kind and has a very cute butthole. he loves deeply and makes u feel like a little kid on christmas simply by hanging out with him. he’s scared of poop and diapers (or maybe he loves them). he’s very creatively gifted and talented and creates incredible, original art pieces and has a way of making it seem effortless. he’s very intelligent and knows so many things. mini library. very good kisser and even better dick.

them: i’ve never been with someone who is perfect and amazing and loves me deeply
me: of course you haven’t you aren’t dating my loml evan

by love u xoxo December 21, 2020