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A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.
by JewishCock August 21, 2021
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Man-gazine

(n) A periodical that wants you to know that it is definitely not one of those sissy magazines for women like "O" or "Cosmo" and is manly enough for men to be seen carrying in public.
Guns & Ammo, Assault Rifles Weekly, The Official Humvee Magazine, Military Today, Football Journal, The Manly Man's Manly Man-gazine of Manly Manliness,
by AngryChair February 9, 2010
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man's niece

Originally used in the Wu-Tang song Older Gods.
It became mainstay of East Bay vocabulary and refers to a young girl that's bangin and dresses slutty, but is probably jailbait. In which case she's probably also your man's niece, and you could get beat up for messin around with it.
"Hey Jason you want to go to the mall and talk to some honey's?". Jason replies "Naw man, there's just a bunch of man's nieces there anyway, let's hit up the hollow leg (bar)"
by scriminal February 11, 2010
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Man-Fyshe

A fish/es that attacks you in some way.
Also a crazy bitch who breaks up with someone and goes out with their best friend.
"AHHHHHHH!!!!! The Man-Fyshe are gonna eat me legs off!"

"Did you hear about Sally breaking up with Bob and going out with Jim?"
"Yeah, she's a total Man-Fyshe."
by Shmexah Man July 25, 2009
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MAN-IMAL

I got a 5 kdr! MAN-IMAL!
by jPOW August 9, 2009
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