dirty murf

a short abbreviation given to Murfreesboro, TN by the locals

"Mary, I didn't know you were from the dirty murf!"

by Mary Hollis May 28, 2007

dirty smokestack

To blow smoke in your partner's ass before engaging in anal sex.

She had rings of smoke coming out of her ass like a dirty smokestack.

by R. Shank October 7, 2007

Dirty Nigel

The act of: you put French fries (or any carb) on your butt and have seagulls eat them off so you get beak penetration.

“Bro, I’m not sexually satisfied anymore.”
“I heard that Bruce had a good time with a Dirty Nigel last night.”

by Spitfiremako August 17, 2018

Dirty Marsh

When you cum in pyburns mouth then spits it in Ramos’s pre workout then Maxwell drinks it

I prefored a dirty marsh today.

by Peen picker April 11, 2019

Dirty Ciarra

It's that thing when you print out a screenshot of your ex girlfriend's old MySpace profile and jack off onto it and stick it to her front door.

Girl 1: I havent talked to him in months but he left me a dirty Ciarra earlier. It's nice to know he's thinking about me.

Girl 2: aww lucky!

by Jack Reacharounnd February 19, 2019

dark and dirty

Dark n' Dirty meaning any number of people going into the dark and doing sexual acts ,( kissing, shagging, ect...)

Hey heard Steve and Amy went dark and dirty/dark n' dirty in the cinema last night.

by Whydomenhavenipples December 28, 2016

The Dirty Scomo

This maneuver if thats what you Australian parlimentary losers want to call it is when you pretent to shake a womans hand very convincingly but 'accidentally' thrust it into the soft spot between either her tits or legs (depending the relativity of her height and yours).

You only do this if you are confident that you have an AU prime ministers reptilian grin and a "fuck the rest of the country man, only Canberra (where the majority of the politicians live) can smoke dope," mentality.

The Dirty Scomo would be explained by the following convo between copycat surfees who just so happen to watch Australia's favourite crappy 'question time' parlimentary broadcast:

Bruh 1: "duuuuuuuuuuuude, I just saw how SCOMO did a fly handshake where his hand ended up on a chicks tits and bra!"

Bruh 2: "Us surfees need 2 change our tactics unless the surfee kind get wiped out on the next R excuse wave."

Bruh 3 and 4: "nah man, were already charged for that, can't do it even if we tried, plus were in Canberra too busy getting high with Scomo himself, he's gnarly and paid us to be his best friend for like 3 hours while getting baked."

by Jack Herrer January 7, 2020