Beach whistle

The discarded portion from a tampon aka applicator

While picking up trash at the beach billy bob found what he described as beach whistles

by Kraft deaner July 13, 2021

Shit Whistle

When your butthole lips the back of the toilet seat like the mouth piece of a flute and ye ol sphincter plays a shitty form of whistling Dixie as you let one rip.

So I went to the toilet ‘cause I had to take a dump. Now I sat as far back on the seat as possible cause I hate it when my dick kisses the inside of the bowl, and and I proceeded to let loose. Now unbeknown to to me the better part of what was going to come out was a fart, and I guess I was just a little too far back on the seat. What came out was an ear piercing whistle shit. I achieved a Shit Whistle. My mind is blown.

by TheMummyHand August 12, 2021

Shit Whistle

A fart right before you shit

Julia was that a shit whistle? You better go shit now!

by EricJC November 10, 2021

Steam Whistle

Inhale a menthol cigarette up one’s anus & exhale it into a partners mouth (sometimes may be a super toke depending on if it’s the weekend)

“He ran a train on my pussy than gave me that steam whistle!”

by Cwpeterson November 24, 2021

Portuguese Whistle

When you are driving with one one hand and your forearm hits the horn inadvertently.

We knew that Manny wasn’t keeping his hands at 10 & 2 while off-roading in the desert when we heard the distinct sound of the Portuguese Whistle.

by Gabagool December 13, 2021

Thunder Whistle

Sphincter; butt

I have a hemorrhoid poking out of my thunder whistle.

by Happy95 January 14, 2022

Donkey whistle

1. The call you make to find your homeboys

2. Insult to ratchets bitches

David: Ay where did Timmy go?
John: I don’t know, let’s call him (insert donkey whistle here)
David: Oh, there he is!

by YodaBelly666 February 21, 2022