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What the flagnog? 

(Phr) An exclamation used in replacement for "WTF?" or "What the fuck?"
A generic substitution for a curse word/phrase akin to "shoot", "darn it" or "heck".
Used by the character Galaxor , voiced by actor Rainn Wilson in the 2009 DreamWorks movie Monsters vs Aliens.
From the movie-Galaxor (Rainn Wilson) has imprisoned heroine Ginormica (Reese Witherspoon) in a force field prison cell...

Galaxor: "It's a shame you won't be around to see what the power of Quantonium can do in the tentacles of someone who knows how to use it."

Ginormica: "I know how to use it. Just...ugh"
(punches the force field which shocks her)

Galaxor: "Don't bother that force field is impenatr..."
(Ginormica punches through the force field and grabs his hovercraft from beneath him)

Galaxor: "WHAT THE FLAGNOG?"
What the flagnog? by unskinnybob November 23, 2009
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What the (name) 

This phrase is used to refer to someone you know in a situation that reminds you of them. The name part is substituted by the name of the person you are refering to.
Matt: Guess what?
Charles: What?
Matt: Ron shaved his head.
Charles: What the (name) Britney Spears.
What the (name) by BOSOX2007 March 20, 2010

What the flaming flying fuck? 

1. An expression of total and utter disbelief or anger. Said when something happens that is as incredible as seeing two people fuck while on fire and flying.

2. What people usually say when you show them a shock site for the first time.
1. Doctor: I'm sorry Little Timmy, but it appears that your belief in Santa Claus has somehow given you a malignant tumor in the direct center of your penis.
Little Timmy: What the flaming flying fuck?!

2. Dan: Hey guys, check out this masochistic sex video!
Everyone but Ben and Kate: WHAT THE FLAMING FLYING FUCK?

what son 

A term that originated as the chant for Clarkson Secondary School at MIST Toronto in 2010 ("What son!? Clark-son!"), it can generally be used by someone who has done or said something exceptionally superior which then begs the question, "what can you say or do in response to what I have just said or done that could possibly be better in comparison?" The speaker addresses his/her audience as "son" in an endearing, albeit diminutive fashion, to relay a humble sense of superiority in the spirit of good competition and sportsmanship.
"When you already have the best chant, you don't need any fancy videos {to win the epic chant contest for MIST 2011}. What son?!"

(To which the audience will immediately know the appropriate reply, i.e. "CLARKSON!")

what's your favourite colour?

Used as deterrent to try and avoid confrontations.
"Steve. I need you to answer me. Why was there child pornography in your room?"

"So Brad, what's your favourite colour?

im catching what your pitching 

i understand what your expressing
im catching what your pitching e.g im feeling ya

That's what the priest said. 

An updated version of the previous "That's what she said" phrase relating to the many "incidents" between priests and "God's children."
Bob: I pulled on it as hard as I could and it just wouldn't come out!
Bill: "That's what the priest said."