Twitter

Twitter is an accurate depiction of hell, and was created by the feds as an experiment to see how many assholes they could gather in one place.

Jimmy: hey, I recently started using Twitter
John: die

by MoistCereal June 18, 2021

Twitter Tourettes

Twitter Tourettes or (Twitter Thumbing) is the urges for over-using of AAVE, popular slang and hand movements that it becomes a "personality" one picked up from Tiktok and especially Twitter- Those phrases that are texted, they tend to act it out in real life and it seems forced.

Girl 1: OMG YES QUEEN, PERIODT POOH *does Debby Ryan hair behind ear movement 9 times* chileee! *points*

Girl 2: ...Girl are you okay?

Girl 1: No and what about it???? *does the face*

Girl 2: oh, You must have Twitter Tourettes, my bad.

by Up shut March 11, 2021

Twitter

Fucking cancel culture. Nothing but toxic uneducated 11 y/o’s trying to cancel grown ass adults. Mostly fake news too and nobody REALLY uses it.

Some cancelling bitch: “I was on twitter last night and now I think *** should be cancelled.”
Someone w brain idk: “What the fuck, why would u be on twitter and stop trying to cancel people.”

by CapitalOfEgypt April 25, 2021

X formerly Twitter

Do you know why news articles keep saying "𝙓, 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙮 𝙏𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧" instead of just X, even though everybody already knows its name change by now? I'll tell you why, because it's just one damn letter! Semantically, X could be anything given this is literally its meaning in both math and linguistics. It's so utterly vague that journalists have to mention twitter just in case any lesser-informed individuals get confused. What was the elongated muskrat even thinking?

Also, whoever is botting tens of thousands of dislikes to the newest "X" definitions needs to get a life lmao.

BBC news: in a statement posted to X formerly Twitter, it said the protest was part of efforts to integrate food into the general social security system.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 28, 2024

She thought Twitter

Starting phrase to subtly warn an XBOX LIVE nuke.

Random peep: She thought Twitter, was social media...
Randomer peep: Well? Where's the yo mama joke?
Random peep: ............EA- *XBOX LIVE nuke hits area*

by ඩී December 7, 2023

twitter-typo

in re: Anthony Weiner

A life altering - possibly career destroying - mistake in judgement

That writing job I turned down at Groupon is turning out to be quite the twitter-typo.

by tjbf55 December 3, 2011

Twitter

The area between the Twat and the Shitter.

Sometimes also referred to as "Biffins Bridge", "The Taint" or "The Gooch"

Friend - "Were you on Twitter with your Mrs last night?"
Guy - "I most certainly was, I #tonguepunchedherinthefartbox for a few hours"

by jbizzle81 December 6, 2019