An extremely hot girl that you want to eat out for days.
She has so many toppings you don't know where to start.
She has so many toppings you don't know where to start.
by Snaplatts November 30, 2017
Get the Babe Saladmug. by shacksnackpackattack November 1, 2019
Get the fruit saladmug. A salad dick is when you have cheated on your wife/girlfriend, she then cuts tour dick off then you rush to hospital to get it sewn back on,
Once it has been sewn back on successfully sewn back on, your wife/girlfriend will come visit you whilst your in hospital.
She will then cut your dick of again and throw it out of the hospital window so you are unable to sew it back on, then you immediately grab abit of celery and draw a japsye on the end of it with specificly a second hand black sharpie pen and then violently fuck your wife/girlfriend with it until she vomits mixed vegetables.
Once it has been sewn back on successfully sewn back on, your wife/girlfriend will come visit you whilst your in hospital.
She will then cut your dick of again and throw it out of the hospital window so you are unable to sew it back on, then you immediately grab abit of celery and draw a japsye on the end of it with specificly a second hand black sharpie pen and then violently fuck your wife/girlfriend with it until she vomits mixed vegetables.
by Mr faggot September 15, 2016
Get the salad dickmug. To make a fart salad first you make a salad, but then you push your but together so it fits perfectly in the salad bowl, then you release some methane into the bowl. Now this is the tricky part! You got to have some cellophane ready, because you gotta hop off that bowl, whip around, and rap it up real quick all before the flavour gets out. If you have a second pair of hands this part can be made much easier. Then you shave it up a bit and just serve it as is! Trust me when they rip off that cellophane, they'll be getting it fresh.
Sanji: I made a fart salad with my mum yesterday you want to try it.
Jackson: Oooo yea, your mum's fart salads are the best!
Jackson: Oooo yea, your mum's fart salads are the best!
by Trillby Malone March 7, 2020
Get the Fart Saladmug. The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with ones girlfriend, while feeding her salad full of grated, dry, feces.
by Lazeras April 7, 2011
Get the Cannonball Saladmug. contents of a hamburger, or cheeseburger, only wrapped in lettuce, not on a bun. also called "protein style"
For healthy people, who have a burger craving
served at almost all fast-food hamburger places.
For healthy people, who have a burger craving
served at almost all fast-food hamburger places.
someone walks into a popular burger place and orders a double-double, protein style.
I would like a double-double w/cheese, protein style to go.
I will take one meat-salad please
I would like a double-double w/cheese, protein style to go.
I will take one meat-salad please
by arkitetk June 11, 2006
Get the meat-saladmug. Where someone sticks there finger up their ass,and goes to somebody and says, "Smell this chicken salad I had for lunch."If the person is stupid enough it should work.
by Dirtyd17x November 18, 2009
Get the Chicken Saladmug.