beef wreath

When a sexual partner shits around the neck

i left my wife after she tried to beef wreath me

by PfunkNH June 19, 2016

beef trucker

A name you call a friend when they have won a competition with you, or otherwise exerted their superiority over you.

You beat me at tennis, you beef trucker!

rat turd meanie

by Lehuanani Kalua'u June 29, 2010

Beef release

The act of doing a shit.

I'm never eating at Wally's Roadhouse again, this will be my third beef release today, and it's not even 10am.

by Zonal K September 28, 2019

Beef Skillet

A sexual experience in which two fat guys have a skinny girl between them and once the fat guys are all sweaty, they flip over.

Dustin and I have to gain some weight before we can beef skillet you.

by Liver and Oignons June 29, 2011

hangy beef

hangy beef is used to describe a large clitoris

usually long and sticks out of the vaginal flaps

(P:1) "I ate this girl out last night, she had a hangy beef!"

(P:2) "No way man, that's sick!"

(P:1) "It's actually not that bad!"

by hiccup pickle December 28, 2013

Beef Thermometer

A mans sex organ (Penis)

Man, Cayleigh is so damn hot. I wouldn't mind taking her temperature with my beef thermometer.

by OrgasmicLarry September 7, 2016

Loaded Beef

It refers to a fart by someone who is a total gas bag who farts chronically every 5 minutes. It is advised to stay at a distance from the source at a 5 mile radius. The UN has recently outlawed the use of loaded beef as a weapon in war.

Come to Taco Bell for a Loaded Beef Burrito for only 89 cents!

by George the Hamster man October 30, 2013