morning practice

When you get up early to practice eating out that pussy.

Hey yo I have have this girl coming over tomorrow I should get in my morning practice so I'm ready.

by Ripm8123 December 11, 2016

good morning and god bless

The act of someone having breakfast (may include coffee) while taking a shit at the same time.

"Ethan, i need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning and god bless."

by good morning and god bless April 7, 2018

Good morning, and God bless

A joke from h3h3Productions that Ethan made. Good morning, and God bless is when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Guy 2: I'm doing a good morning, and god bless

by TrashCantDoThisAnymore May 24, 2018

Morning Mug

Your father's mug that he always used every morning while reading a newspaper, AND watching the news. He claims that he's had it since 12 and you wonder, God knows what he had in there.

Son: "Hey dad what's your favorite thing in the world?"

Father: "other than you and your absolute voluptuous mother, It's this morning mug that my father gave me, and his father gave him. Later when you're worthy of it, I'll let you have it."

by TheJohnyoudontknowitsgibberous November 9, 2025

Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.

I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.

by SpringFellows May 26, 2016

morning asshole

An asshole in the morning

When your Fiancé wants to be an asshole and complain about everything in the morning she should be a morning asshole

by JR miami February 26, 2018

Good morning god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: good morning god bless Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: I said good morning god bless Hila

by Brosmagma May 23, 2018