Emotional Ninja

A person who hides their true feelings and expectations about a romantic relationship in order to get closer to their chosen partner in hopes of coaxing them into a monogamous long term relationship. This behavior typically results in a surprise emotional outburst, catching one of the partners completely off guard.

I thought we had agreed that seeing one another wouldn't turn into anything serious, but he turned out to be an emotional ninja.

by PraxisMortem December 14, 2016

stroke ninja

A super stealthy sex servant that can spank a swollen stiffy for a sticky semen surprise, whack a whiskered Willy wonderfully with one hand, just jerk a johnson so gingerly, five finger a fat fuck stick forever, bare hand a beefy BBC and beat a bulky boner black and blue.

Japanese folklore, written on the walls of the finest oriental massage parlors, tells of the legendary stroke ninja. Although known far and wide as the stroke ninja, the locals simply called her キャンディス. With cat like reflexes, nimble fingers and a grip like the deadly venus fly trap, many a man has succumb to her relentless grasp. The few that survived gather, on occasion, to reminisce about the best rub-n-tug of a lifetime.

by El Conquistador July 6, 2021

Ninja Slice

A slice of pizza that is equivalent to 2 or more slices of pizza; typically 2-3 slices as one.

Dude A: Yo, do you want slice of pizza?

Dude B: Ya man, make it a Ninja Slice!

Dude A: What is a Ninja Slice?

Dude B: It's like two to three slices of pizza as one slice.

by Plasmaskies619 March 21, 2019

ninja-kickarific

an act that was so terrific a ninja could have performed it.

man that guys landing was ninja-kickarific

by emoizzy135 July 8, 2012

ninja magic

The act of pulling out pubic hairs and sprinkling it on someone or something.

My cousin sprinkled some ninja magic on the customer's plate and placed the food on top. Should be a surprise.

by myhoopt July 4, 2016

Ninja-Hater

Being a hater and not showing it.

Man, Steve seems like he's a pretty cool guy.

You kidding? Steve hates your guts. He's the biggest ninja-hater we got around here.

by Widdly_Scuds October 31, 2010

Ginga Ninja

The girl that doesn’t want to admit she’s ginger and tries her hardest to clear it up. She has excuses like my hair’s not even that red. And i’m strawberry blond. But she sneaky like a ninja.

You will always be a ginga ninja.

by Big Boi Chips Ahoy July 17, 2019