A vagina that has large engorged lips that look like they have an allergic reaction .
Example , how eyes and lips swell when someone who has a peanut allergy eats peanuts.
Example , how eyes and lips swell when someone who has a peanut allergy eats peanuts.
Yo' that bitches got a puffy muff , when I was hitting it my balls would feel like they were hitting pillows .
by TcSilly April 11, 2018
by badmanjoe October 07, 2010
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Stupid crack baby bitch on the bus that should probably just go to hell because everyone would be better off if they died
by Majsjsjs March 14, 2022
You stupid stud muff
by Muddy cricket November 25, 2016
When one gets drinking alot and thinks their music is at a reasonable volume that won't upset their neighbors, roommates, etc, but is actually way too loud.
Raoul warned me several times to keep my music down, but I had the beer muffs on again last night and now I'm homeless again.
by Wilkie717 April 13, 2023
An alcohol induced condition of the ears in which members of the opposite sex sound sexy as hell. Usually accompanied by beer goggles and drunk dialing.
I had my beer muffs on last night when I called my friends ex. Her voice made me fill up a little bit.
by Spudnut October 06, 2012