The act of searching medical websites to match real or imagined symptoms in oneself or ones friends and family. This automatically makes the searcher a medical expert and this person is usually known for their hypochondriac tendencies and uncanny abilities to drive you nuts.
Woman A: (cough) "I'm not feeling so hot."
Woman B: "Do you have shortness of breath and a fever?"
Woman A: "Mayyyybe.... I feel a little warm..."
Woman B: "Let me do some internet diagnosing on WebMD....Oh my god!! You have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis! We've gotta get you to the emergency room!"
Woman B: "Do you have shortness of breath and a fever?"
Woman A: "Mayyyybe.... I feel a little warm..."
Woman B: "Let me do some internet diagnosing on WebMD....Oh my god!! You have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis! We've gotta get you to the emergency room!"
by mel268 July 7, 2010
Get the Internet Diagnosing mug.A state in which influencers/idiots succumbed to doing retarded and thoughtless act to get famous over social media. Many so called “influencers” have been injured by this.
by anonymous January 7, 2021
Get the Internet Retardation mug.To have a high amount of courage behind a computer screen (or over the internet in general) that would otherwise not be followed up or said in person. Such occurrences can include insults and arguments in general. Not being able to follow up to threats previously made online in a real life scenario also apply. Also see: internet balls
A: You are such an idiot, I hate you.
B: Why don't you come here and say that to my face?
A: Make me.
B: Clearly you have a strong case of "Internet Cajones"
B: Why don't you come here and say that to my face?
A: Make me.
B: Clearly you have a strong case of "Internet Cajones"
by Roger_5000 October 23, 2012
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Damn dude, theres no new videos on YouTube, I have no friend requests on facebook and Obama isn't tweeting on twitter. I conquered the internet.
by SpyderNinja September 13, 2009
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Other friend:but the no internet game is awesome
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by Yeet dinosaur September 26, 2019
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-Nah man he aint done shit he is an internet shooter
-Nah man he aint done shit he is an internet shooter
by mhblock December 20, 2017
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1. Steve: The ATM's out, I need to check my balance.
Dave: It's all about internet banking, dude.
2. Trevor: Where were you last night, man? I called round yours like 3 times.
Nigel: Sorry man, 4 hours of pure internet banking.
Dave: It's all about internet banking, dude.
2. Trevor: Where were you last night, man? I called round yours like 3 times.
Nigel: Sorry man, 4 hours of pure internet banking.
by sming January 8, 2010
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