Smammered-hammered Dick

1. When your so drunk you cant get your dick hard
2. When you so drunk you cant get and erection
Yo last night I was going down on this girl but i had Smammered-hammered Dick so nothing happened
by AG,JF,BC,LM May 29, 2012
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Cayden Jammer Hammer

He is the nicest person you will ever meet.He is also the greatest baseball player ever. He is a cool kid on top. Suffers from midgetissm. His balls sag on the floor. When he goes to the beach he leaves a trail. he may not be tall but it translates somewhere else. And is the shortest person you'll ever meet. He is terrible at basketball but mostly defence. He has 20 girlfriends in different states.
Hey have you seen Cayden Jammer Hammer anywhere?
by Hammer84 September 23, 2022
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sad hammer hours

sad n-word hours but for lonely, annoying white people to name their Spotify playlists after
guys, it’s sad hammer hours
by Poop on the ceiling March 24, 2019
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Sludge Hammer

A weapon of mass destruction causing the wielder to have immense amount of energy and rage, inflicting enormous damage to the unlucky target.
Never mess with someone with a Sludge Hammer NEVER!
by yea..... June 05, 2009
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bearded war hammer

He sunk his bearded war hammer into my vag.
by english 210 April 08, 2009
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chuck the kraut hammer

the deadliest man that will ever report the news on your television. The only man in the world that likes killing more than Joran Van Der Sloot.
When Jeffrey dahmer's cell mate was asked why he killed dahmer, he replied," Because Chuck the Kraut Hammer told me to in my dreams".
by Shredder of turtles June 07, 2010
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