The most amazing blonde headed, blue eyed boy you could ever come across. He's gentle, kind, and usually tall with big heart and bright mind. There's not another guy like him. He brightens up anyone's life he walks into and bring you everlasting joy and love. Letting a guy like him go will be the biggest mistake of your life and you will regret it till the day you die. He's a blessing to all and usually turns out to be great at golf, which is always a plus! So get you an Austin and hold them tight :)
Man did you see Austin make that double eagle! What a champ.
Girl did you see Austin ride by in that Tahoe yesterday. What a hottie!
Girl did you see Austin ride by in that Tahoe yesterday. What a hottie!
by southerntwin July 6, 2019
Get the Austin mug.“Can we talk privately”- this is a sign that he’s onto your attempts to disengage you being his target, he will often speak to you as if you were his girlfriend saying things like “I want to make this work” or “I can’t keep going through these ups and downs” or “I want to better our relationship”. If they are in a relationship they will often hold more interest in their target rather than their significant other.
Another sign you may be a target is that they may attempt to adapt to your feelings for instance if you’re sad about a friend that had left, he might attempt to pretend he cared about that person.
He may also disclose private information to certain figures such as a principal or parents.
He tends to spread misinformation.
How to identify Austin:
Big ass forehead
Liberal
Like joe Biden
Weird vibe
Has the same sweater as you (optional)
Will harass other to get election votes or to sell something (even if they say no)
How to attempt to escape being a target:
Run away from him at every instance and when confronted simply say “it’s win win bro... it’s win win”
Call him a Bernie fan (it pisses him off)
Make an impeachment campaign against his presidency (If he still has one)
Attempt to block him on every devise if possible (he’ll always find a way)
lock yourself in a portable toilet until he goes away (I’ve tried it)
Another sign you may be a target is that they may attempt to adapt to your feelings for instance if you’re sad about a friend that had left, he might attempt to pretend he cared about that person.
He may also disclose private information to certain figures such as a principal or parents.
He tends to spread misinformation.
How to identify Austin:
Big ass forehead
Liberal
Like joe Biden
Weird vibe
Has the same sweater as you (optional)
Will harass other to get election votes or to sell something (even if they say no)
How to attempt to escape being a target:
Run away from him at every instance and when confronted simply say “it’s win win bro... it’s win win”
Call him a Bernie fan (it pisses him off)
Make an impeachment campaign against his presidency (If he still has one)
Attempt to block him on every devise if possible (he’ll always find a way)
lock yourself in a portable toilet until he goes away (I’ve tried it)
by IntelligentMoron April 13, 2020
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