Moment faker

someone that shares a moment with someone, usually leading one to believe there is something between them, then claims that said moment never happened.

girl: awwwwwwwwwwww
guy: did we just have a moment?
girl: what are you talking about?
guy: you are such a moment faker!

by rob02825 December 22, 2007

douchebag moment

A phrase used to call out a douchebag comment. Also Known As Douchebaggery.

Rules Regarding The Use Of The Word 'Douchebag Douchebag Moment':
1) Never Used As A Compliment.
2) If One Does Not Call Out The Douchebag Moment, The Douchebagger Must Admit To Their Wrong Doings.
3) If One Does Call Out To The Douchebag Moment, The Douchebagger Must Say "Douchebag Moment."
4) If The Douchebagger Does Not Comply, A Beating Is Necessary.
5) The Beatings Mentioned In Rule 4 Must Be Random, As In When The Douchebag Least Expects It. The Douchebagger Can Say Douchebag Moment While Getting Beat, But It Will Have No Meaning And The Beating Will Stay In Effect.
6) Retaliation Is Only Permittable If A Low Blow Is Obtained. A Low Blow Is A Crotch Shot For Males, Cunt Punt And Boob Punches For Females.

Rule 1 example.
Girl: Ugh, I Feel Stuffed.
Boy: You Look Stuffed.

Rule 2)
-After Boy Says Comment=
*silence*
Boy: *sigh* Douchebag Moment.

Rule 3)
-After Boy Says 'You Look Stuffed'-
Girl: That Was So Douchebaggish.
Boy: Douchebag Moment.....*whispers* bitch

Rule 4)
-After Boy Says 'You Look Stuffed'-
Girl: That Was So Douchebaggish.
Boy: *shrugs* So?
Girl: So Say Douchebag Moment.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Fine *thinks to self* You will soon learn...

Rule 5)
-Boy Naps On Couch-
Girl: *jumps on Boy while slugging him in the face* GrrAhh
Boy: Ahhh! What's This For!??! *shields face*
Girl: You...*puches Boy's lip* Didn't....*gives Boy bloody nose* Say....*punches Boy's adam's apple* Douchebag Moment!!!
Boy: *cries* DOUCHEBAG MOMENT!
Girl: Too Late *knees Boy's gut*

Rule 6)
Girl: *knees Boy in crotch*
Boy: RETALIATION! *head butts girl*

by ViolentChick February 14, 2010

man moment

A moment of pure, impure, somewhat sanctimonious rage, fulfilled by men. Usually violent and destructive. Most common on Mondays, hence the phrase "Man Moment Monday", and most dangerously found in March, hence the phrase "Man Moment March".

J: "I'M HAVING A MAN MOMENT"
N: "YO J CHILL"

by sovietjamie February 28, 2020

Jagermeister Moment

when you wake up and don't know where you are.

When Bob woke up the next morning on someone's front yard he knew he was having a Jagermeister Moment.

by Deborah Spicer July 3, 2006

Alyxander moment

a Alyxander moment is a valorant players darkest moment that they could possibly have. This happens when a valorant player has to clutch up and has overheated or is garbage at the game. A dark moment is missing all shots on a standing still player, using abilities like a raze grenade and flinging it at themself on accident. Alyxander moments can cause suicidal thoughts and cause depression. Please play Valorant wisely

Damn he just had an Alyxander moment

by boslight March 26, 2023

Zeppelin moment

the moment at which you realize Led Zeppelin's unorthodox playstyle or "sloppiness" (as some may call it) is actually their brilliance. This moment is usually followed by an exclamation such as "I love how they just don't care!" or "They're incredible!"

Oh my god, Sheila had her Zeppelin moment last night! It took a while because she's so classically trained in music, but she loves the band.

by NaturalDash June 28, 2015

Patrick Moment

When you say you’re going to do something and you don’t.

My friend bailed on me after saying he’d help me last night, he had a Patrick Moment.

by SillyMan33 May 11, 2022