hostage rescue team

when rescuing ones friend from a situation in which he has been compromised by a group of fat, undesirable, abrasive or ugly women.

"fuck! we've got a H.R.T (hostage rescue team) situation, Sam's been cornered by that fat shit-minge slosh-pot emma!!"

by boris the blade licker March 31, 2009

Business Release Transition Team

A group or team of business based resources who exist without a tangible defined purpose but who carve out a requirement for themselves through
1. the insistence that communications go unneccessarily via them at all times
2. the use of constant but manual email forwarding without alteration, thought or value add

person1: do you have a business release transition team?
person2: no, what do they do?
person1: well...erm....you see....they're worse than useless
person2: oh

by worsethanuseless August 10, 2009

To put the team on your back

Agreeing to go with your bro on a double date in order to boost his game, knowing full well that your date will be a loud, ugly, obnoxious whore.

Josh: "Dude will you come on this double date with me? I need you to put the team on your back."
Ben: "Again?"
Josh: "Yep... your dog-face date has a ravenous pussy known to growl in public. But I need you man."
Ben: "Alright..."

by Bear Bandit November 21, 2011

stacking the team

In high school football when players from different school districts converge to one school to make the sports team better. They stack the teams with good players from other distriicts

You see the same high school football teams in the championship games because the coaches and parents are stacking the team with all the good players from neighboring school districts.

by DadaC October 4, 2013

Amherst Football Team

The team that thinks they can do good, but then when the game actually comes up, they bomb it and blow a 30 to 12 lead, but then the tides turn and then the score becomes 30 to 45 and they Amherst Football team ends up with an L.

Amherst Football team: Alright boys u ready for the big game, YEAH!!
Game score: 35 to 1, Amherst leads.
Third quarter:35 to 200
Amherst Football team: WE LOST, BUT WERE SO GOOD THO!
"school kids make jokes about Amherst Football team being good"
Amherst Football team: TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!

by gWRIOL November 14, 2018

Nathan’s ultimate team

Normally run by a scuba diver named champ bailey who tends to be a pro at it. He usually minipulates the defense and makes it very bad. For the offense there is John Elway😬 he is a scary quarterback and u would never want to meet a man as fricky as him! Overall the madden squad can be described in 2 words SCUBA DIVERS and you would never want to play with them for the sake of your life. Don’t come near them!

Scuba Squad, more like Nathan’s Ultimate Team

by Hummerboyditya119 March 9, 2019