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tap and fap

After having sexual intercourse, the male or female masturbates afterwards by themselves.
Hey, I heard Max just initiated the tap and fap maneuver .
by karss June 13, 2016
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Shoulder Tap

When a lady’s partner is performing cunnilingus & they are terrible & have no flippin clue what they are doing, she will give them a tap on the shoulder, letting them know they can just give up. The Shoulder Tap means there is no chance in hell she was going to cum & she’s bored & likely irritated. She will likely never call them again.
Kelly: How was your night with Ruben? How was that tongue down there?
Jill: Horrible. He had no damn idea what he was doing, so I gave him the shoulder tap so he’d just fuckin quit already.
by Clean AsA Whistle June 19, 2021
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Tap in merchant

A "tap in merchant" is a football(soccer) player who scores a large number of goals by getting into easy-to-reach positions to score a "tap-in," which is a goal scored with minimal effort from close range and also lacks other skills, such as dribbling, playmaking, or a good first touch, relying only on being in the right place to score
Cristiano Ronaldo only scores tap ins and penalties he’s a tap in merchant
by David_5 September 21, 2025
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Pasty Tapping

There'll be lots of pasty tapping, when I go to my girlfriends tonight.
by paulie49 February 25, 2021
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Tornado Tap Drain

That thing where you make a vortex in beer bottle and drink it real fast and it’s like a tornado in your stomach and then you have to pee but the vortex is still going and your dick is all twisted and you have to pee out the vortex so your dick will twist back the other way.
Man, I just opened up the tornado tap drain. My dick was super twisted after guzzling down all those vortex drinks.
by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex July 27, 2025
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TAP

I’m a TAP that’s wants your BBC
by E Dong Dong December 15, 2020
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block tapping

some block tapping Minecraft niggas having the sex in the Minecraft
lets start block tapping these pigs bro
by The Grand Method November 8, 2023
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