piggy ham

"I'm going to go out tonight, get drunk, and score me some piggy ham!"
by Phorquieu May 07, 2007
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hammed out

Synonym for hammered; shit-faced; wasted; shvasted; shmammered; shlammered; shmasted; fucked out; too drunk to operate; past the point of coherence
That girl is so hammed out she wouldn't know if I were Brad Pitt or some ugly ass motherfucker......I'm goin in (<---if you're a creepy ass mofo or have 0-no morals)
by SHMASTED February 12, 2011
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Holiday Ham

The male licks the butthole of his partner with a pineapple slice around it. Then pounding them in the ass with pineapple slices around his cock.
Dude, I gave him a Holiday Ham.
by kj420bigdick February 29, 2016
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thin sliced ham

Tight vagina
synonyms: tight
antonyms: see roastbeefer
that chick was so tight she was almost the thin sliced ham
by rumproast September 20, 2004
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California Ham Hawk

When a man jumps off the head of the bed and waves his arms like a hawk and screeches. Then he lands on his prey with unbelievable force as he finishes on the back of his victim.
I California Ham Hawked a girl in the mall bathroom last night.
by California Ham Hawker 69 December 22, 2015
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rotten ham wallet

When a penis gets stuck in between a set of anal cheeks.
Holden and Sandra were having sex

when there was a rotten ham wallet.
by Tyrone the black stereotype April 07, 2014
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smashed ham sandwich

When a woman fist's herself in the ass commonly done in front of a group or partner for awe inspiring or gross out effect
Sam:You missed a great party liz showed us the smashed ham sandwich and bob was puked everywhere
by yaktownwelder January 20, 2010
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