smashed ham sandwich

When a woman fist's herself in the ass commonly done in front of a group or partner for awe inspiring or gross out effect

Sam:You missed a great party liz showed us the smashed ham sandwich and bob was puked everywhere

by yaktownwelder January 20, 2010

California Ham Hawk

When a man jumps off the head of the bed and waves his arms like a hawk and screeches. Then he lands on his prey with unbelievable force as he finishes on the back of his victim.

I California Ham Hawked a girl in the mall bathroom last night.

by California Ham Hawker 69 April 1, 2016

rotten ham wallet

When a penis gets stuck in between a set of anal cheeks.

Holden and Sandra were having sex

when there was a rotten ham wallet.

by Tyrone the black stereotype April 17, 2014

ham-zuh

faggot

ham-zuh is a faggot

by Jangerjoob August 22, 2022

J-Ham

Often underestimated.

A diaper sniper of sorts.

Tag along boyfriend
One who never leaves his girlfriends side

Derek: Hey Joe, you wanna go hang with the guys tonight?

Joe: I can't unless my girl can come.

Derek: Come on quit being a J-Ham

by MillvilleHooligan May 16, 2018

hammed out

Synonym for hammered; shit-faced; wasted; shvasted; shmammered; shlammered; shmasted; fucked out; too drunk to operate; past the point of coherence

That girl is so hammed out she wouldn't know if I were Brad Pitt or some ugly ass motherfucker......I'm goin in (<---if you're a creepy ass mofo or have 0-no morals)

by SHMASTED February 28, 2011

piggy ham

The female genitalia.

"I'm going to go out tonight, get drunk, and score me some piggy ham!"

by Phorquieu May 22, 2007