Skeet N' Greet

Introducing yourself to the girl that just gave you a delightful handjob.

Jeff: Yo last night I did the Skeet N' Greet!

David: How?

Jeff: Well this girl started jerking me off before I could say a word to her. After I busted she said, "by the way, I'm Diana." So I introduced myself also.

by jhandy03 October 26, 2011

Skeet

The Newry variation on the term "Spide". Scumbags, the ruiners of all that is good. The reason the human-race is the way it is.

Nuke the Skeets.

by Kevy January 7, 2004

Skeet

to have an erectile discharge

He skeeted on my face.

by deven April 9, 2005

seetha

(adj) To be random in an entertaining / amusing way.

Damn that dude's a bit of a seetha ...

by g-teAm June 6, 2005

skeet bean

a person who is an ass who hits on girls but is never gonna get any.

that mark fellow is such a skeet bean.

by jonathon appleseed April 13, 2008

Sichuan Sheet

Named after the region in China where H5N1 Bird Flu crossed over into all manner of animals (and humans) and killed them after an outbreak at Qinghai Lakes.

When that happened, the Chinese tried to cover it up by claiming it was "Streptococcus Suis" a (mild bacterial infection that usually does not kill) To honor their "SS" the term "Sichuan Sheet" was coined to highlight the coverup attempt. A sheet is a thin coverup that can be seen through.

Sichuan Sheet is the highly lethal post Qinghai Lakes strain of Bird Flu that is killing humans to the west and south of China.

Those people in Turkey and Iraq are all dying of Sichuan Sheet. When are they going to get a vaccine?

by Joe Neubarth March 14, 2006