Bum Spiders

Spiders from the Bum

Person 1: You have Bum Spiders
Person 2: oh no

by Bum Spider Lover February 6, 2020

spider

THE MOST FUCKING TERRIFYING EIGHT-LEGGED THING EVER. NOTHING CAN TOP A SPIDER ON SCARIEST THING.

Wes: oh hey man, i love your new hou- OH GOD IS THAT A FUCKING SPIDER- HELL NO! **burns Rick's house down**
Rick: DUDE I JUST BOUGHT THIS HOUSE

by dontslapyourassthathard March 28, 2020

Spider

Creepy Crawly Death Dealers sometimes found inside homes or even on designs. Which can still be hella scary.

Logan: This room is literally covered in spider webs and yet, the curtains unsettle you?

Patton: Well, I literally don't see any spiders in those, Logan. These curtains are literally covered in them.

Roman: Why, those are just silly cartoons, they're not even realistic. But if need be, I will destroy them for you, Patton.

Patton: Thanks, but let's call them what they are, Roman.

Roman: Spider curtain-

Patton: Creepy Crawly Death Dealers.

Roman: Okay...

by Hillbilly_Leprechaun April 17, 2020

wheel spider

The wheel spider is a spider that is an expert at NOPEing away by cartwheeling down sand dunes.

Did you see that cheerleader cartwheeling, she NOPE'd out of there like a wheel spider!

by Grabacr April 19, 2020

Spider

Eche

Eche is such a freaken spider

by Knowledge102 February 24, 2020

The Spider-Man

An uncontrollable act in which you cum and your cum is so sticky and thick to where it almost looks like a spider web. You can also call this the snot web in certain cases

“Ah dude I did the spider-man with carrisa last night and she puked because of how it looked and felt”

by KoreanFartGoblin February 26, 2020

Spider-Man

A superhero character created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko. He is portrayed by Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield and most recently Tom Holland. Bitten by a radioactive spider, high school student Peter Parker becomes Spider-Man. He was originally a wrestler, but he missed his Uncle Ben so he became a superhero.

1. Spider-Man is a cool hero.
2. Wow James, the new Spider-Man movie is great!

by Yoghurt With Sprinkles April 28, 2020