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mom spider

old bitch that is granny's daughter and also the mother of fuckdrina she is a huge ass spider that roams the spider cellar fuck her
by you don't know me probably yes January 18, 2024
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Spider Egg

A mythical creature that lurks and hunts his prey. It is extremely affective at scaring a creature named "Hendrix". It has 3 legs on the side with a yellow frame and a jagged red half. It is a limited Roblox UGC item.
"The Spider Egg surprised Hendrix again!"
"Him and his friends got a Spider Egg face painting on there face"
by Planet Benny May 24, 2025
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spider-hosing

to remove spiders and spiderwebs by hosing them off
Claus spider-hosed Inès' hair and face this morning. She's almost spider-free now.

"Tony, let me exercise some spider-hosing on you before Christmas Eve. Your eyelids are kind of sticky."
by Krkič February 6, 2019
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Spider ma'am

The traditional way Spiderman greets women, or what he says when holding a door open for a woman. It is a respectful way to differentiate a common phrase while sticking to the light-hearted and whimsical way Spiderman is portrayed.
Spiderman: *opens door for woman* "Spider ma'am.."
Woman: "OMG Thank you Spiderman!"
by The biggest lil julie fan October 27, 2021
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Surprise Spider-Man

When a bukkake group cums into a jar for someone. This person then goes and finds the enemy and splatters them with cum, Spider-Man style.
This dude at work is such a douche, one day I'm gonna come in and give him a Surprise Spider-Man.
by MorningFey September 18, 2016
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spider

a spider a male who ejaculates in a female ass whole and it swerves around like a spider as she screams that's so nice
OH YES DADDY SEV DO A SPIDER MEEEEEEEE, THAT'S SO NICE MAYBE ADD SOME URINE WARM MY COLD BODY UP SINCE YOUR COCK IS ALSO HELPING WITH THAT.
by sev is senpai 420 69 September 26, 2020
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Spider

SPIDERS ARE TERRIBLE HORRIBLE CREATURES FROM THE DEEPEST DARKEST PLACES ON EARTH SENT TO DESTROY HUMANS AND ALL EARTH
"Er meh gerd a spider ate Mel!"
"AHHHH! It's coming after us!!"
"RUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!"
by J_tron_JA(R)x409102 February 28, 2015
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