snack dealer

someone who buys snacks at a lower price and sells them for higher at a 1-2 dollar profit, usually sold at school.

Guy 1: yo u up to buy some shit from the snack dealer? Guy 2: aight for sure dawg let's get it

by tbhbeingsofr April 6, 2025

Snack that smiles back

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You got that snack that smiles back

by Ghettoprodigy August 10, 2025

Snackcident

An accidental (but totally foreseeable) event where you unintentionally eat an entire bag, box, or package of snacks in one sitting — usually while distracted, stressed, or "just having one bite."

I meant to eat like five chips, but somehow the whole bag’s gone. It was a snackcident.
Had a rough day. Made eye contact with a sleeve of Oreos and... yeah, snackcident.

by A_G:) September 8, 2025

Snackcrastination

The habit of delaying work or responsibilities by convincing yourself to eat a snack first... and then another one, and then why not just one more.

"I was supposed to start my essay an 20 minutes ago, but my snackcrastination kicked in."

by midnightmuncher September 8, 2025

Snackcrastination

The habit of escaping work or responsibilities by convincing yourself to eat a snack first... and then another one... how about one last one.

"I was suppose to start my essay 20 minutes ago but my snackcrastination kicked in."

by midnightmuncher September 8, 2025

Snackcident

Noun. When you accidentally eat an entire container of something when you only meant to have a little.

I was only going to have a few spoonfuls, but then snackcidentelly had ice cream.

I’m sorry, I wasn’t planning to eat them all, it was a snackcident.

by Mr. Eating Disorder October 1, 2025

Snack Heaux

A person who is the keeper and distributor of snacks of all kinds. This person does not get paid for this and is usually bullied by a child into distributing said snacks.

Now that I have become a mother, I am their snack heaux.

by Tink81 October 12, 2025