humpy-size

A girl in my daycare class used the word "humpy-size" to describe the shape of a lei. I laughed, and so now the word describes any shape that isn't easily describe-able.

I bought a new lamp!
What shape is it?
Um... it's humpy-size...

by theguywhoiscool September 26, 2006

file size

When one is smuggling dope, the magnitude of attention a case would draw, as well as the risk involved in the situation, is referred to as the 'file size'. In relationship to 'low profile' or 'high profile'.

I have to keep the file size to a minimum, or else the document will never make it through the firewall.

by Stealth_sim1 May 17, 2007

shitlock smile

Derived from "shit eating grin" + "sherlock holmes".

A smile one gives to another person when knowing something that other person might wish to know, but doesn't.

A smug, slightly ugly smile usually given by a wanker, backstabber, or biatch. The person smiling may even look as if they wish to say, "It's no shit, Sherlock...that you're going down."

Lily: "Uh oh, Kayla.... Did you see Missy's shitlock smile? You'd better watch your back."

Kayla: "Well naturally the brown stuff has to run off the nose down to the mouth...."

by kero frangipani pants February 8, 2009

man smile

(n.) an expression of the mouth - a combination of a smirk and a smile - showing contentment, competence, restraint, and skepticism, all at the same time.

That is a good picture of a man smile.

by Narls November 15, 2010

Whale Smile

It is an expression used to describe a woman's vagina. Because, whale, it looks like one.

Dude, I wish there was an emoticon for a whale smile.

by AimeeInTheYard December 5, 2011

Your smile

According to experts and scientists, the brightest thing in the universe is your smile. They think the reason for this phenomenon is fact that your smile is so beautiful and brings so much joy it is the brightest thing ever.

“According to experts, your smile is the brightest thing in the universe”

by The smartest scientist ever August 5, 2023