Mr. Sir

Mr Sir is the head counsellor at Camp Green Lake, and the secondary antagonist of Holes.

Yes, Mr. Sir

by Handsomesquidward#1098 November 23, 2021

Sir Lancelot

A woman's period.

I would fuck you, but Sir Lancelot has arrived.

by Kruzy McJ December 30, 2014

sirman

this guy is sexy best guy on earth he has a 10 inch dick girls love him and he love some good pussy

Hey sirman let me see your 10 inch cock

by King big boy 123 April 17, 2017

Siro

Sweet kitten that makes people happy

"Why are you smiling?"
"I've met Siro."

by Zikfrid May 13, 2020

sirens and serenades

The worst band in the world.

1.to make ears bleed.

2. to cause random and projectile vomiting.

3. to cause a room full of metal heads to flee a building in 10 seconds flat.

person 1: hey man there's a show tonight.

person 2: when does it end?

person 1: 12:00, but sirens and serenades are playing last.

person 2: start a fight at 10:30 to get kicked out?

person 1: you read my mind.

by fox48 August 3, 2009

Hello sir, I like to eat face

An expression meaning to Eat Face, used by politicians, especially Republicans.
Also can be used as a Catch Phrase for Lisa Simpson of "The Simpsons" who is currently the only one on there without one.
But mostly it's a friendly greeting implying to do something digusting.

Hello, sir. How are you. I'm pretty good. How the kids? Good, huh. Oh yeah! I almost forgot to tell you. I LIKE TO EAT FACE!

by Peach January 13, 2007

Sir Elton John

when you're fucking someone in the ass and then pull out and cum on their face, then you knight them with your penis and then make them suck the shit and cum off of your cock.

i just gave Anny a Sir Elton John, I dont think we'll be seeing that cunt anymore, there was alot of shit on my dick from fucking her and i forced her to suck it clean.

by MasterSquirtel September 10, 2011