One shovel woman

Hitting a woman in the head/face with a shovel then starting to dig.

Marcus, did you meet the new stupid temp? She's totally a one shovel woman.

by eric from chicago March 29, 2009

Shit Shovel

That person, usually a girl that scurrys around picking up little pieces of conversation and spreading shit about people that they picked up by eavesdropping on other peoples conversations.

Judy: Hey guys did you hear about Brian and Wendy?

Jake: Shut up you shit shovel.

by t.o028096 November 26, 2009

Bastard Shower

Similar to the traditional 'baby shower', a bastard shower is a somber event thrown for a woman who has accidentally become pregnant. Customarily, gifts are given to the mother to be to help ease the suffering that accompanies the unwanted child.

Did you hear Karen got knocked up? Her bastard shower is on Friday.

by Diabeticus January 26, 2011

Dry Shower

Masturbating in the shower without letting the water touch you

My wife caught me taking a dry shower the other day!

by smutty81 April 16, 2015

go take a shower

the act of taking a shower

bro u got dick cheese build up go take a shower

by Alex666420 August 7, 2020

Shoelace Belt

What skateboarders use as a belt, but is slowly being turned into something "trendy."
People believe that it's just a trend when it really is not.
True skateboarders will know that a shoelace belt not only keeps you from sagging to much, but also allows freedom of movement for positioning during tricks (trust me a regular belt will dig into your sides), it also is used for replacement of snapped skate shoelaces.

Bro1: "Dang it bro, I just snapped a shoelace trying to back three that sketchy set."
Bro2: "Don't fret man, I got you on lock with my shoelace belt."
Bro1: "Right on. I can never skate when my shoes are loose."

by Johnnygetsilly January 26, 2011