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National Throw Short People Day

On October 21st you can throw anyone 5’5”and under with no permission needed
What day is today?
Why its national throw short people day of course

short-lived

A word mispronounced by most everyone, meaning "one who has a short life," in the same fashion as "large-breasted" or "flat-footed." However, just as one says "lives" instead of "lifes," one says "lived" instead of "lifed."
His popularity was short-lived.
short-lived by Andre January 7, 2004

Short Jeffy 

Synonymous with a Slim Jim, the delicious meat snack in the shape of a long and skinny stick.
Wherever I go I bring along my Short Jeffy.
Short Jeffy by Greekoh January 5, 2009

Fell Short of the Glory 

The act of completely wiping out while trying to move quickly or perform a potentially impressive feat of skill.
Todd tried to grind a rail with his skateboard, but totally Fell Short of the Glory and bagged himself.

Short spooning 

When feeding an infant/toddler and the child shuts their mouth before the spoon gets all the way in. This typcally results in food being left all over themselves and whom ever is feeding them.
Mom: What happened?!?! There's baby food every where!

Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.

OR

Mom: why is there food all over Junior?

Dad: He short spooned me
Short spooning by k. jordan February 25, 2009

short records 

Another name for old school 45 rpm vinyl records, the song lengths are usually under 3 minutes.
Man! J-Rocc from the Beat Junkies was KILLING the short records
short records by J-Solo October 20, 2013