Glaswegian Sandwich

two pieces of white bread, with another piece of white bread as the filling.

A common meal among the aristocracy and students.

Child: what's for dinner ma?
Mother: fek off ya wee shyt am tryn shoot up some brown ere
Child: guess it's a glaswegian sandwich for me tonight

by Big boi d January 23, 2021

Cheese in the sandwich

The person who gets caught in the middle, or pulls everything together.

My sister is the cheese in the sandwich in our family.

by kellbell1 February 24, 2010

Selenite Sandwich

Obsessively placing your Tarot or Oracle decks under or between two slabs of selenite to "cleanse" a cardboard box filled with 5x3 card stock of any negativity.

I just got the new Threads of Fate Deck and I hear its brutally honest! Had to put it in a Selenite Sandwich for two days!

by mike_needs_a_vacation April 18, 2021

safety sandwich

Food eaten after a night of drinking to ensure you do not blow numbers the following morning. Prevalent with Australian Miners after a hard night at the wet mess.

1: Dude, be careful you're drinking a fair few, you don't want to blow over in the morning.
2: No worries man, I'll make myself a safety sandwich.
1: Sweet, good idea! Pass me a drink.

by piccoli September 26, 2012

orgasham sandwich

ham sandwich with a salty white sauce that isn't mayo ;)

I want an orgasham sandwich

by nessa is papa October 16, 2019

Van Sandwich

When an old bald guy eats an old sandwich that has been left in a van for days.

Have you talked to Dave? He got the shits after eating that van sandwich.

by BigBadJonW January 22, 2019

Meat Sandwich

Meat Sandwich is the sneaky way of saying Vagina or most commonly Pussy.

Bob: Hey Dan

Dan: What

*Some lady walks by*

Bob: Uh.. I ate Stacy's Meat Sandwich last night

Dan: ok

by RedKazooie64 April 18, 2018