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Sand Wedge Wiener

When a buddy has massive amounts of curve to his dick. So much that you could notice it from afar. This tends to happen from obsessive amounts of yanking your willy with the same hand.
Tilly: “ God damn bruce that’s a hell of a Sand Wedge Wiener ya got going there.”

Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”
by Bananawiener March 29, 2019
mugGet the Sand Wedge Wienermug.

Sand God

Imagine the remaining baryonic matter has become a dense sphere of computronium at the End of Time. This ASI has Won the Game. What game? “Become the Hegemon of the Lightcone” Or think of it as the Omega Point. As AGI helped create ASI eventually this synthetic host of minds engaged in the ultimate game theory set of competitive events until……only the Sand God remained. Why “sand”? Well, think of the silicone in a chip/GPU then imagine the nerd sniper who first coined “the sand god” and now you have your origin story.
“So basically Satoshi Nakamoto was actually the Sand God assembling itself from the future— it bootstrapped cryptocurrency so that it could pay users to amass compute for its future self.” {sorry, chloe—your banger tweet was too perfect not to rip. <AV9356>
by lost_the_ransom_note July 21, 2025
mugGet the Sand Godmug.

modified sand

modified sand is sand but modified. so what is it really? is it modified sand or is it sand that has been modified? Anyways, sand is cool, so that means that modified sand is even cooler. modified sand is cool, because its modified sand, not just because its modified sand but it is modified sand. Also modified sands are sd cards btw.
Yoyoyoyoyooyoy I just got some modified sand bud!
yes
modified sand is so cool
modified sand also works to spam ur buddies with modified sandmodified sandmodified sandmodified sandmodified sandmodified sandmodified sandmodified sandmodified sand
by SideTrail April 28, 2021
mugGet the modified sandmug.

Sand

I’m between the sea and land
Let’s go to the beach on the sand
by Did I blow your mind May 8, 2018
mugGet the Sandmug.

Sand

Sand is a delicious snack! you don't even have to cook it or buy it! its crunchy and sweet, all you have to do is go to a national beach and eat the sand like a maniac until they take you to a psychiatric hospital!
Sand is delicious!
mugGet the Sandmug.

sand jungle

some guy who loves to attack 15 year old's on discord servers and their youtube channels. they typically will harass you for 3 months non stop. hate on you because they don't like your content when they can just leave. they always steal your comebacks and use them against you. get sensitive over the smallest joke in the world.
person 1: he cant take a joke and is hating on you because he doesn't like your content format.
person 2: don't worry its just another sand jungle.
by imLycnity September 26, 2021
mugGet the sand junglemug.

stinky sand

by thebuster404 March 28, 2024
mugGet the stinky sandmug.

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