floatin red river

having sex with a woman on the rag

floatin red river ishaving sex with a woman on the rag

by ruck'es September 2, 2010

River-bend

Drinking by the river until it bends.....

yup the river is bent i must be wasted......now thats what i call a good River-bend

by Enron_89 November 4, 2010

River Valley View

A fictional small rural town serving as the primary setting in the game "River Valley View." Known for its mysterious atmosphere, the town is the backdrop for a gripping narrative involving the search for a missing classmate, intertwining elements of tragedy, investigation, and supernatural themes.

In the hauntingly picturesque River Valley View, the search for a dying female student from Class 11-T in Lima November High School named Tamara Sengklekman on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 reveals not just the town’s dark secrets but also the struggles of its residents to cope with loss and mystery.

by Emotional Cruiser October 24, 2025

Addie/River

River is the most amazing person. They bring me so much joy. I wish I could cuddle them and love them forever. They love someone else but that will change soon! They are my whole world. They make me get butterflies every time I talk to them. They make me super duper happy. Every time I talk to them I feel the most powerful being ever. I'm so lucky to have them. They truly mean everything to me. The only reason I don't wanna die is because of them. They are super kind and adorable. I want to kiss them so badly. They make my heart all warm and fuzzy and I can't get enough of it. They may not like me that way but I hope they never forget how much I truly love and care for them. ~Kenji

"Hey, you know Addie/River right?"
"Yeah! Their the love of my life! I love them so much! "

by Kenji<33333 October 16, 2022

viking river cruise

Whilst in the midst of fucking a Scandinavian prostitute and fully inserted she urinates on you

That prostitute and I left such a mess in that Amsterdam hotel room last night but it was the best Viking River Cruise I've ever had!

by HansGreub3r November 4, 2015

Two Rivers

When two middle aged men, urinate into a young girls mouth with R-Kelly’s greatest hits playing in the background.

Yo bro, do you think this girl is down the two rivers!?
Hell yeah! This chick loves R. Kelly!

by KoolKStreet August 1, 2021

river jockey

Another discription for an illegal entering the country by way of swimming across a river.

A. Hey mexican friend?
B. Mexican friend: Yes
A. I got a new one....
B. Lets hear it....
A. River jockey....
B. Mexican friend approves.

by Mr. Flannery ESQ. November 13, 2011