The redneckers

A crazy group of nanja morons who are never doing nothing. some of us farm and some of hunt, but when you put us all together we do some crazy stuff. We love going roadkill hunting and fishing. We all single and always ready to mingle (country boys only) unless you are Latino then we got one ready for you. We love rodeos and look FINE in bootcut. If you want to win our heart just make us sweet tea and take us fishing. We LOVE cows and we ain't afraid to show it. #4lifers
DO NOT mistake us for buckle bunnies, we don't wear pink camo ( when you are hunting with pink camo what are you hunting for flamingos)

Are they the redneckers I just saw picking squirrels off the road?

by trailer trash tamy February 24, 2022

redneck refill

The act of filling an old gas station soda cup with a 25 ounce Natty Light Big One.

I was getting so hammered driving around with my redneck refill.

by Bigmoneybenny January 26, 2023

Redneck paintjob

When you have sex doggy-style and ejaculate on a girl's back in the bed of a pickup truck.

"I gave Heather the ol' redneck paintjob last night"

"Yeehaw!"

by Lithostoic March 1, 2016

redneck prince

A man who drives a chevy truck, hunts deer and fishes. Also enjoys mudbogging and is always down for beer. Always wears camo in some form

Aw shit Caroline, that boy in that chevy is such a redneck prince.

by Jimmybobjonesy June 15, 2016

Redneck Band-Aid

Tampon pad with tape

Yo I got stabbed luckily I had a Redneck Band-Aid on me.

by BurntAce January 20, 2021

Redneck whisk

When you get a fork, preferably rusty and the forks are bent, and you insert it into the vagina. Then you spin it around.

Omg I cant believe he came inside me, I dont have enough money to get an abortion so it looks like ill have to use the Redneck whisk method.

by BIGGUS_DICKUS1984 November 23, 2020

Redneck

A shotgun wielding man with 7 cousins that live in the same house with a green tractor that lost a door that wears a plaid shirt to the county fair and had a wife that weighs more than a fridge and keeps a revolver taped next to their engine and had a red truck that has 2 seats and the hood is rusty and has 1 blue door and has a big brown beard that has a pet mouse in it

Friend "look at that redneck"

Me "dont hell shoot us for looking at him"
Friend "lmao no he wont , hi redneck"
Redneck *opens the hood of the truck*
Me *runs*
Redneck *shoots friends leg* "dont look at me"

by Nℹ🅱️🅱️🅰️ May 30, 2019