redneck bandaid

AKA, the homeAID

Using whatever is around to create a BandAid. Materials usually include tape and a paper towel/a piece of toilet paper.

When I cut myself on accident, I made a redneck bandaid since I didn't want to grab a one from downstairs .

by P E N G U I N May 23, 2023

Redneck

Who: Anyone
What: Blonde/ginger southern person that has many guns, hunts, drives squat cars, homophobic, vacation is myrtle beach, etc.
When: all the time
Where: usually southern is but anywhere really
Why: no one knows they’re just like that

Jim: your family’s a whole bunch of rednecks!
Bobby: what? How?
Bill (Bobby’s dad): ima go shoot some squirrels

by April.soot June 1, 2023

Redneck

If you cover the word root on your root beer you might be a redneck

If you’re on the bus with friends stuck in a snowstorm and you and your friends are actin like southerners havin the time of their lives y’all might be rednecks

by Midwestern idiot May 31, 2024

Redneck

Ya might be a redneck if:

1. Ya cover the word root on your root beer just to say hold my beer ya might be a redneck
2. Ya and your friends are stuck on the bus in a snowstorm and act like southerners havin the time of y’all’s lives all of ya are rednecks

by Midwestern idiot May 31, 2024

redneck dutch oven

When your girl is taking a shower and you open the door fart inside and close and hold the door while she screams bloody murder and claws at the door trying to get out

Betty Ann broke up with me after I gave her the redneck dutch oven

by Indabutt June 10, 2024

redneck

a dumb racist of european descent in the southern or rural USA.

"Is that a man of color in my wife? call up the southern baptist church, and bring your AR 15s, we're about to go redneck on this sand nigger. "

by Prince_Ali_Enemy_Of_SBC June 11, 2024

Redneck pedicure

You know when August rolls around y'all got them sun lines on your feet? That's a redneck pedicure!

That redneck pedicure is coming in never come August.

by Drunkenjazz July 17, 2024