pulling turnips

The act of delivering dual simultaneous hand jobs simulating the motions of a farmer pulling turnips. This action is usually performed while sitting between two people in an automobile.

After Dave called shotty, Peter was relegated to pulling turnips in the back seat.

by Leopold's Stotch October 1, 2010

Pull a Nico

Adding random people on Facebook just because they're hot.

Dude 1: Woow, check out this hot chick on Facebook!
Dude 2: Man, you should totally Pull a Nico on her!
Dude 1: Will do, will do.

by habahabasutsut12345678 October 21, 2010

Pull a jeff

1. To bail out of an event of any gravity whatsoever
This is usually school assemblies, interviews, tests or physics exams.

2.Also, to "pull a jeff" may refer to any act of appearing sleepy or fatigued, or to leave school early (ie lunchtime) to go home and sleep.

dude1: what do we have next man?
dude2: assembly
dude1: /pulls a jeff

dude1: man you look baddddd, you should pull a jeff

by lolathon April 3, 2008

Pulling a Nina

Phrase
Running onto a baseball field and grabbing an attractive player's butt.

The girl commenced Pulling a Nina on her crush, the first baseman.

by Psycho One August 30, 2014

Tactical Pull

When you attempt to pull someone in order to get in the good books of their friends.

Boy: Sophie would make a good tactical pull.
Friend: What the actual fuck ? No one likes Sophie.

by randypandy November 1, 2010

Pulling a Zach

The act of getting a girl naked in bed, and then rolling over and falling asleep. Leaving her unsatisfied

"Dude, did you hear about James? He got so drunk last night he pulled a Zach!"
"Woah, sucks for her."
"Yea, he is the master tho of Pulling a Zach"

by CC2011 September 12, 2011

pulling a baseball

1) Drinking excessive amounts of alcohol causing you to total various amounts of crappy cars and wake up in various place with no recollection of where your shoes are or playing an imaginary game of poker in the front seat of a car and losing.

2) Pick up the phone during intercourse and having friend from overseas talk to girlfriend while it is taking place.

3)getting caught by a super hero having sexual relations while dress as a pirate with another pirate.

"my friend is so good at pulling a baseball nobody likes him."

by hamma bo hamma April 30, 2008