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Punjabi Pudding

1. Slang for human feces. aka Pudding Pants

2. Used jokingly about manure See: Rocky Mountain Oysters

Origin from Punjab based on the 5 rivers of Punjab. It has been socially acceptable to defecate in public, so the Five Rivers are pretty polluted.
1. "Sounds like someone has some Punjabi Pudding that needs to attended to," says the mother as she passes the wailing baby to her husband.

2. Let's fix Bob's wagon - we'll send him over some Punjabi Pudding after he eat's the Rocky Mountain Oysters!"
by punjabistar June 5, 2018
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Prison Pudding

Whilst in a prison cell, or really anywhere within the confines of a prison, one dude (the top) ejaculates inside another dudes ass (the bottom), and then a third dude eats the cum from the ass of the bottom.
Hey bro, hurry up cumming inside George, I'm hungry for some prison pudding!
by Empress Comingling's June 23, 2021
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Stickey Toffee Pudding

When you cum on your pubes and they stick to your skin
BOB: Dave, i got stickey toffee pudding so bad last night.
DAVE: Was it over my mum again?
BOB: *SIGH* sorrrryyyy....
by Kinky Mario April 4, 2009
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cuddle puddle

A euphemism for the post-coital wet spot, where circumstance (think college-sized twin bed), necessity (think passing out drunk), or love (think box on demand) requires your after sex cuddling to take place on the wet spot.
Q: "Dude, what was it like hooking up with Jana last night?"

A: "Fantastic. Before last night, I thought the only thing that tight and wet was the water seal at an amusement park. But she did make me sleep in the cuddle puddle, which sucked."
by The Original ARy December 31, 2008
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Pudding Pop

Pooping into one's hand and then slapping someone in the face with the same hand.
If you don't get your hands off my girlfriend, I'm going to pudding pop you right in the fucking mouth.
by King of the Barbarians October 16, 2008
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