poop smear

what happens after a mexican dinner

o man, i had the biggest poop smear on my underwear after eating that bean burrito

by seximexi October 9, 2003

Fruit Poop

When you orient yourself opposite of how one would normally sit on a toilet and face the wall. You use the top of the toilet as a bar-top to place your bowl of Fruit Loops. You then proceed to enjoy the Fruit Loops as you defecate.

I was running late for work and had no time for breakfast, so I had to take a Fruit Poop.

by Fishy Vag April 24, 2011

poop nuggets

A general, mild curse, like darn, for when the user wants to be slightly original, but something FUCK MY ASSHOLE isn't appropriate.

Mom: Take the trash out.
Kid: Poop nuggets.

by Notorious R.E.D. February 7, 2007

poop rainbows

unbelievably cute, so cute as to actually make you excrete in the colors on the rainbow.

OMG your puppy is so cute i could poop rainbows!

by Zuf April 8, 2008

poop burrito

when all of your food comes out at once

I just did a poop burrito!

by Jessica Sue January 27, 2004

Poop Dick Flakes

Poop Dick Flakes(PDF) are when you have had anal sex with your penis. After sex, the poop on your penis will dry up. When the poop on your penis dries up, you start losing your boner and the poop wil flake off onto the floor.

"Hey Jeff! That was some great butt bashing. Now come over here and look at my Poop Dick Flakes are falling on the floor!"

by Dr. Hot Joints January 27, 2008