Painting

An action of putting your feelings in Form of drawing sauce, Of which the color is depending on the feeling, on a white sheet/paper/touchy drawing computer. The Artist, though, has to suffer a certain amount of pain while creating the piece for it to be called a "painting" (pain-ting)

"Do you hear that?"

"Oh, yeah, lemme check if she's OK.

" uh, Michelle are you OK?"
*Michelle sits on the floor crying, with a canvas in front of her*
" oh, nevermind, she's just painting. "

by Mochii chii January 14, 2019

landlord paint

The cheapest interior flat paint available on the market. Used by landlords because it is cheap. This type of paint is not washable and has the consistency of chalk on the wall.

He's a real cheapskate, he used landlord paint in his house. Now, he can't even wash off the spaghetti that he spilled on the wall.

by Human namuH August 9, 2021

Painting the canvas

When you are about to ejaculate during intercourse and opt to pull out and blow your load all over your significant other's torso.

Painting the Canvas is my favorite form of birth control.

by thegreatretailcaper July 23, 2016

paint me a Birmingham

When a woman cheats on her man and she reconciles by ejaculates on her back.

Maggie cheated on Garry and to reconcile he says he can paint me a Birmingham.

by Fezaroni October 3, 2022

Glitter Paint

Paint that gets you high while you're working on your goddamn science fair project.

Effects include uncontrollable laughter.

Oh man where's the glitter paint?

Right here bro.

by Coxinmybutt September 25, 2017

paint melters

When your farts smell so bad they melt paint.

Person 1: I had the Buffalo shrimp basket from Mario’s fishbowl earlier today and my farts smell terrible!

Person 2: Sounds like you have a case of the paint melters. Better to get ready to do some touch up painting after those nasty gas expulsions!

by Gas man August 10, 2023

Painting it

To cum on your sex partners ass.

Liberace loved to be painting it with Rock Hudson.

by Goofy Buck September 22, 2021