Ass-beer

A can or bottle of beer stored in one's back pocket intended for protection and/or future consumption, usually in a party setting. see also: Double-ass beer and rear-beer
-let's peace out bro
-alright bro, I'm gonna grab an ass-beer for the road
by km8 January 01, 2010
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Beer Belly

A belly which you can balance a beer bottle on, or an otherwise alcoholic snack.
Person 1: Dude, are you already drunk?
Person 2: Yeah, I got a beer belly!
by Lucille Tercio July 01, 2016
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phantom beer

When you grab your beer can with the full intention of drinking its contents, believing there to be a non-zero amount of beer in it, only to find the can to be an empty, dissatisfying shell of aluminum.
When Larry lifted his can of beer all-too-easily from the table, he realized that he simply had a case of phantom beer. He sighed and went to get a new one.
by bryanwitha_y March 06, 2013
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Beer: 45

The time of day when you should have already been drinking, but due to some setback, are still sober.
omg where is fred with the beer?

idk man, but he needs to get here soon. its already beer: 45
by ojpimpjuice69 March 19, 2010
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Giro beer

Stella Artois is commonly referred to as giro beer by people on jobseekers allowance because it is only affordable on giro day.
Jobseeker 1-Hi mate wanna drink some antifreeze?
Jobseeker 2-Nah mate its giro day so i'm off to buy me some giro beer.
by laharl420 April 29, 2010
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Beer Pee

The act of drinking beer and peeing simultaneously. Having already drunk large quantities of beer makes the act even more incredible.
Seamus is beer peeing! It's the best thing I've ever seen!
by garthvanderhoff August 03, 2010
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Beer Besties

It's a flavoring for you beer! and it's really good!! WOW!!!
by Besties Fan November 12, 2010
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