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Cosplay Fishing

The act of using a cosplay (costume play) to attract, or gain attention from from a small or large crowd of people who may like that character enough to instantly like you. This act is notorious on MMOs such as IMVU and Gaia online where you can make your avatar look like an established character or idea.
sam: "hey baby im superman"
Girl: "superman is my fave!"
Leon: "look at sam, cosplay fishing again and he may have a bite"
by JupiterHeart September 27, 2011
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moon fish

Moon fish is the name given to floating poo in the sea or river etc
Saw plenty of moon fish the other day when out fishing
by cerocer August 26, 2007
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Fish Wank

The act of one placing their hand into slimy, old fish tank water and proceeding to masturbate with the lubed up, fish tank hand.
"Hey Brian, I have no lube. MY LIFE IS OVER!"
"See that goldfish tank over there..."
"FISH WANK!"
by source_421 February 22, 2010
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Fish(es)

A new measurement system based on the ca. lenght of a fish (20cm)
I am 8,95 fishes tall (179cm)

Well I'm 9,5 fishes tall! hah I win!!! (190cm)

Fish(es)
by Combustion Man from Denmark September 13, 2009
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Zombie Fishing

When you deliberately have sex with a girl that you know will just lay there like a dead fish and take it. Usually late night and should end with you finishing onto their face/hair in a way that they have to go home to shower.
"How was your Saturday night?"

"Well I've been in a dry spell lately so I went Zombie Fishing with Lizzie."

"How was it?"

"She was terrible, but she got out of my house with 5 minutes of me busting... So all in all pretty good."
by jtorbo420 September 26, 2013
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Fish crack

Cuthbert: Georgina, is that your fish crack I can smell?

Georgina: Oh, how embarrassing, I'm afraid the hot weather makes it sweat somewhat.
by joshsausages June 15, 2011
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Fish testicles

1)A statement iterated after an awkward conversation/confession to instantly provide comic relief to the moment and destroy any awkwardness present

2)Something owned by all whores. Based on the angler fish breeding process where the males are attracted to the females and "melt" into the females body and transform into a shiny pair of testicles to remain forever present on said angler fish's face. In other words, she has sex with men and steals their testicles.
1) Brian: "I kinda... totally have feelings for you Charlotte..."

Charlotte: "O.O"

Brian: "Fish testicles"

Charlotte: "LMAO! random :P so what's up?"

2) That Jessi chick is a total whore, she's has at least 30 fish testicles.
by Rabidbluejay1 March 10, 2012
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