October 16

National kiss someone day ,kiss anyone you want .

Hey it’s October 16 eat my ass

by Señor chango del negro October 15, 2019

October 20

National Eat Ass Day

Hey Joe, wanna go eat my ass?
No James! That’s gay!
Who the fuck cares? It’s October 20th!

by dad at grocery store October 20, 2019

October 23

National Single Day so have ur friends get u a cute bf

On October 23, you will no longer be single thx to ur friends.

by Ganggangchickenwang2313 October 21, 2019

october 30

national fuck ur gf day

me:hey you dtf it's october 30th
gf:duh

by Taylor R ;) October 29, 2019

28 October

National hug a girl day

Him*hugs girl*
Her???
Him"28 October hug a girl day"

by Xnsnsn October 28, 2021

October 22nd

22nd day of October

national fast food day

"Bro, it's October 22nd today, but I have to work out."
"Come on, it's NATIONAL FAST FOOD DAY! Let's go!"
"You know what, whatever let's g."

by GrainManJuice October 22, 2019

October 22nd

International give your best friend a kiss on the fore head day

It’s October 22nd you know what that means

by Depressedegg64 October 19, 2019