I have an assignment due

Stop procrastinating, unlike me. I should probably do work but actually, it's due in 3 days. I have to rewrite my introduction and first body paragraph because I don't like them. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I am bored. I don't know what to write. Well, I know what to write for this definition, but not my essay.

I have an assignment due.
Good for you so do I.
Go do your work now.

I should also probably do that.

by udontknowmeidontknowu December 10, 2020

How the turntables have turned

“How the turn tables have turned” is the correct version of the widely known “how the tables have turned” saying. How are the tables going to turn if they cannot do so? The only logical conclusion to this oxymoron is that we are dealing with a turn table not a normal square or round table, no a table that’s meant to be turned a “turn table”. Please do the English language a favor and correct anybody using the incorrect and frankly racist alternative that’s so popular with gen Z

Well well well…. How the turntables have turned.

Son the turntables have turned you can still save your father

Uncle Jim the turntables have turned instead of you diddlin ME I’m gonna be diddlin YOU

Really the uses for this beautiful saying are endless: Ta Ta retards

by FeatherinThemJeans October 12, 2021

i have a tiny dick

You

Guy 1: I have a massive dick
Guy 2: Well i have a tiny dick
Guy 1 : hahaha

by Big mommas house 2 February 5, 2018

have fingers in many pies

To be involved in multiple businesses.

When I grow up, I want to have fingers in many pies. Rich people often have fingers in many pies.

by Achmed Akbar June 12, 2016

having sex with harry potter

What Alice wants to do everyday in her dreams.

having sex with harry potter in my dreams.

by crystalann chaos June 17, 2008

have sex with me in the bathroom

ohh babyy commee and have fuckin Sex with me in the washroom yasss daddyyyy

ohh babyy commee and have Sex with me in the bathroom yasss daddyyyy

by yesss daddyyyy January 3, 2022

You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had.

The long version of y'all'd'nt've'd'd'i'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd, which is the longest grammatically correct contraction. It means without me, you couldn't have done it.

P 1: We did it!
P 2: You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had."

by George Washingmachine. January 3, 2021