by Fredrick.Fitzgerald January 5, 2023
Get the Nathan Trimmermug. by ApatheticPineapple November 23, 2021
Get the Nathanmug. there are 2 types of nathan. NO IN BETWEEN!! one is insanely autistic, has every mental illness but doesnt know it, full name nathaniel, listens to avenged sevenfold, has a frightening obsession with freddy mercury, mexican, long hair, watches anime, loves goth girls, a literal nerd, and tried to learn the guitar to impress some ladies but then quit while learning f chord. he definitely likes chess too. 5'7? 5'9.
the 2nd one is white, has either light brown or dirty blonde hair, also a nerd but not a cool nerd. genuinely really cringe but you feel bad for him so you dont beat his ass.. weird obsession with minecraft and that creeper hoodie. nobody fucking knows what his music taste is. he likes sharks (sharks are fucking awesome by the way i love talking about sharks with a nathan they get it)
the 2nd one is white, has either light brown or dirty blonde hair, also a nerd but not a cool nerd. genuinely really cringe but you feel bad for him so you dont beat his ass.. weird obsession with minecraft and that creeper hoodie. nobody fucking knows what his music taste is. he likes sharks (sharks are fucking awesome by the way i love talking about sharks with a nathan they get it)
wahh: "oooh is that nathan?!! how have YOU been bro it's been too long"
nathan 1: "ive been great man! how have you been?"
wahh: "honestly i have no idea. im just chillin. whats been going on in your life to make it so great??"
nathan 1: "oh i get it. i feel like that too sometimes.. my girlfriend broke up with me because shes not in the right state of mind and ive been having suicidal thoughts and seeing.. yeah my girlfriend broke up with me but my other girlfriend comforted me and my other other girlfriend sent me a picture of her tits. i also got into a car crash on the way here. there's a 3 inch deep cut on my leg right now i think i see some bone but i found a new favorite game to play. i got a job too, it pays well. i spent like $30 on my ex, brooke. i got her a stuffed shark plushie cause shes fuckin obsessed with them... we hung out for a bit and it was really nice in general but she won't break up with her boyfriend soo. her dad also saw my penis. him and his motorcyle gang found out where i live and have been stalking me and trying to kill me- i think they're actually the ones who crashed into my car..."
wahh: "what the fuck"
wahh: "i love you dude but what the fuck"
wahh: "hi nathan'
nathan 2: "My dad punched me in the balls. He said something -which i won't repeat- about me because I stayed up for 4 days straight playing minecraft... He called me a slow fucking bitch. That's not even the longest I've stayed up!"
wahh: "thats cool i think.."
nathan 1: "ive been great man! how have you been?"
wahh: "honestly i have no idea. im just chillin. whats been going on in your life to make it so great??"
nathan 1: "oh i get it. i feel like that too sometimes.. my girlfriend broke up with me because shes not in the right state of mind and ive been having suicidal thoughts and seeing.. yeah my girlfriend broke up with me but my other girlfriend comforted me and my other other girlfriend sent me a picture of her tits. i also got into a car crash on the way here. there's a 3 inch deep cut on my leg right now i think i see some bone but i found a new favorite game to play. i got a job too, it pays well. i spent like $30 on my ex, brooke. i got her a stuffed shark plushie cause shes fuckin obsessed with them... we hung out for a bit and it was really nice in general but she won't break up with her boyfriend soo. her dad also saw my penis. him and his motorcyle gang found out where i live and have been stalking me and trying to kill me- i think they're actually the ones who crashed into my car..."
wahh: "what the fuck"
wahh: "i love you dude but what the fuck"
wahh: "hi nathan'
nathan 2: "My dad punched me in the balls. He said something -which i won't repeat- about me because I stayed up for 4 days straight playing minecraft... He called me a slow fucking bitch. That's not even the longest I've stayed up!"
wahh: "thats cool i think.."
by iniish April 24, 2023
Get the nathanmug. the most funniest, most prettiest , most smartest and most coolest person ever In the whole history of time and space
by HomieGandalf September 10, 2020
Get the Nathanmug. A man/boy who sings bassline karoke on facebook for the bassline scene to enjoy but really its cringey to fuck
by urban retard October 31, 2018
Get the Nathan Daviesmug. A person that loves his belowies (Mikaela) (phoebe) (milli) and more....
A person that will ruin any relationship (Hamish and marina), has a huge cock but will still pipe any big batty belowies YUM.
A person that will ruin any relationship (Hamish and marina), has a huge cock but will still pipe any big batty belowies YUM.
YOOOO she's drunk let me try hit that.
If she's 14 that's still fine by me.
Didn't know she was 12.
A Nathan is over there hide your girl and daughters..
If she's 14 that's still fine by me.
Didn't know she was 12.
A Nathan is over there hide your girl and daughters..
by swangsaggymotherlover101 May 21, 2019
Get the Nathanmug. by Okay #pseudonym January 14, 2018
Get the nathan kellogg idiot fuckboymug.