Internet Diagnosing

The act of searching medical websites to match real or imagined symptoms in oneself or ones friends and family. This automatically makes the searcher a medical expert and this person is usually known for their hypochondriac tendencies and uncanny abilities to drive you nuts.

Woman A: (cough) "I'm not feeling so hot."

Woman B: "Do you have shortness of breath and a fever?"

Woman A: "Mayyyybe.... I feel a little warm..."

Woman B: "Let me do some internet diagnosing on WebMD....Oh my god!! You have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis! We've gotta get you to the emergency room!"

by mel268 July 7, 2010

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Internet Explorer

The Shittiest internet browser ever.

"Aw man! Internet Explorer froze again!"
"Why were you using internet explorer?"
"I was trying to download Google Chrome."

by Bob Yong Un May 5, 2015

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Internet Retardation

A state in which influencers/idiots succumbed to doing retarded and thoughtless act to get famous over social media. Many so called “influencers” have been injured by this.

Logan Paul has made fun of a suicide man hanging on a tree and has become an Internet Retardation.

by anonymous January 7, 2021

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Conquered The Internet

When you've done all that needs to be done or has piqued your interest online and no further task is at hand, usually resulting in you logging off or going to do something productive.

Damn dude, theres no new videos on YouTube, I have no friend requests on facebook and Obama isn't tweeting on twitter. I conquered the internet.

by SpyderNinja September 13, 2009

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the internet in 1969

Well, the internet in 1969, you may ask... well, here's a story. By December 5, 1969, a 4-node network was connected by adding the University of Utah and the University of California, Santa Barbara. Building on ideas developed in ALOHAnet, the ARPANET grew rapidly. ... The early ARPANET used the Network Control Program (NCP, sometimes Network Control Protocol) rather than TCP/IP.

Well, let's go to the past to the internet in 1969.

by MiyamotoFanatic2009 April 20, 2018

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