girlfriend

a mythical creature that loves me. The ancient folk called my grandparents, had a belief that one day I will meet my girlfriend and start a relationship with it

Grandma: Do you already have a girlfriend
Me: No
Grandma: Surely a handsome boy like you should attract all the girls to him
Me: ...

by imbored1999 June 13, 2022

Girlfriend

a waste of time: a bad use of time, time spent doing useless or unnecessary things.

Wow, fuck a girlfriend. i'd rather play with some money than play with some pussy.

by LuchGooch November 26, 2020

Girlfriend

This could be a friend that’s a girl, or a girl you are dating.

Hey, thats my girlfriend over there.

by randomkidonine November 2, 2021

Girlfriend

Something you will never have if you don’t get off this website and get a job

Whats a girlfriend

by Salty sock September 6, 2021

Give your girlfriend a hoodie day

March 15th is give your girlfriend a hoodie day. Boys, hand em over.

Boyfriend: Hey, here's my hoodie
Girlfriend: Aww thank you! But why
Boyfriend: it's give your girlfriend a hoodie day!

by Iamnotaswiftie7642 March 11, 2025

blasian girlfriend

something I want :( AND NOT TO FETISHIZE

Mom: Nick, is this your blasian girlfriend?
Nick: Mom wtf.

by m4rsh4llsx3 April 11, 2023

phone girlfriend

A girl that you are only friends with over the phone cause you are too nerdy in real life.

My phone girlfriend said she had to go cause her brother was there to fix her plumbing.

by Dr. Doom J.M.D January 30, 2016