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Ninjocity

n., the overall sum of one's skills, experience, and proficiency in the ninja arts, including but not limited to, style, weapons mastery, and ancient ninja majicks.
His ninjocity is unrivaled in all the world.
by William Wulph March 11, 2009
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Ninjalike

Means for a person who portrays a utter lack in any true ninja like abilities connected to the ninja's and so can be closely discribed as a utter and almost failed example of a ninja.
Person: I have killed this racist without a problem with only my ninja abilities.

Ninja: But sadly in a ninjalike from only using a hammer.

Person: But it was Nick Griffin.

Ninja: Word up on that. *High Five*
by Meta Tam When Hi Non June 8, 2009
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Ninja Opening

While trying to open a beer bottle at a party, you notice there are no bottle openers. So you use something at the host's house to open the bottle while breaking something in the process.
Phil: Hey Brit how did you open that bottle?
Brit: I just ninja opened it (ninja opening) on Christina's fence, i totally chipped a piece of the fence off.
by PhilipMolo February 14, 2010
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Ninjew

A. The female form of "Ninja."

B. In some circles, "Ninjew" is used to colloquially refer to Ultra-Orthodox, Haredi descendants of Abraham who roam the poorly lit back-alleys of Meah Shearim and New Square.
A.
Man 1: Dude, this girl fights like a Ninja!
Man 2: I think the word you are looking for is "Ninjew."

B.
Woman 1: That guy came out of nowhere, lit my house on fire, and stole my money--just because my knees and elbows were showing!
Woman 2: You have to watch out for those Ninjews.
by Hashemisajooo November 10, 2010
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Ninjedi

Ninjedi is either 1.) A Ninja who is part Jedi, or 2.) A Jedi who is part Ninja. The Ninjedi is very rare, and one has never been seen. There have been so called sightings, but immediately after telling of these sightings, the person disappears.
No one wants to fight Trey, hes a Ninjedi.
by NinjediBob November 27, 2010
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Ninja Pooper

A stealthy ninja who poops in the toilet while someone else is using the shower. The ninja pooper then leaves it there with the lid open and exits without making a sound. They are now perplexed at whether they forgot to flush or even went poop at all.
While someone is using the shower, a ninja pooper silently walks in and takes the browns to the superbowl without them knowing. You then proceed to exit the room without flushing to confuse the other person as to whether they forgot to flush or even went poop at all. Priceless.
by Sixshot891 July 6, 2011
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