Douche nap

1.The act of falling asleep when you are in t
he middle of having sex.
2.the act of falling out when your in the middle of fucking.

Man I fucked the old lady so much last night I had to take a douche nap.

by Dee (snap) anderson October 31, 2022

Bavarian Nap

When your pets, who normally don't get along, take a nap close enough to each other that you might think they've become best friends.

Awwww, Sunny and Little Girl are both napping on the same pillow! Best friend Bavaria!

Damn autocorrect; I meant Best friend babies!

I'm calling it a Bavarian Nap from now on.

by anonymous November 7, 2022

Bavarian Nap

When your pets, who don't normally get along, take a nap close enough together that you might think they've become best friends.

Awwww, Sunny and Little Girl are both napping on the same pillow! Best friend Bavaria!

Damn autocorrect; I meant Best friend babies!

I'm calling it a Bavarian Nap from now on.

by Brian Kelley November 7, 2022

put down for a nap

A euphemism for being drugged.

She pressed charges after being put down for a nap by Bill Cosby.

I was put down for a nap so they could perform surgery on me.

by wordyteen November 15, 2022

nip nap

Taking nip of Cognac (French of course) before going to sleep for taking naps

I need nip nap every evening before going to bed takeover rest before falling to sleep.

by Sumerian_Shakespeare September 24, 2022

Baptist nap

The Sunday nap a Baptist takes in between morning and evening services

Dude, that sermon be slappin. Ima go home and take a Baptist nap to recharge.

by Sir3nZ October 23, 2022

nap and dash

When somebody convinces another person to take them back to their place, under the false premise of having sex, solely for the purpose of using their bed to sleep in. Upon waking, they leave without fulfilling the empty promise the made.

example 1

"Why is Amy's hair all over the shop today?" said Jane.
"Oh, she did a nap and dash on poor Bill this morning and came straight to work from his place" replied Betty.

example 2

"You're not really going to sleep with him are you?" said Nicki.
"Absolutely not. He doesn't know it, but I'm going to do the old nap and dash on him. Uber's are way too expensive right now" Amy laughed in reply.

by Tom McLovin May 17, 2022